+517 So Squidward doesn't wear pants....I see no dick. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you're looking in the wrong place... *cough* between his eyes and his mouth *cough*.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and his eyes are hit balls? Makes sense :'D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that smiley is crying of happiness. you shouldnt' be that happy after realizing what squidward's balls are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT. WHOA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The penis of a male squid exists within a modified portion of one of his tentacles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do you know that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does he release sexual tension when he plays his clarinet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do... its on his face :DD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's totally on his face...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, Squidward IS a dickface. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His personality makes up for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why do you think he's always to grumpy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He has skin pants. Haven't you ever seen him reach into his skin colored pockets?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it's on his face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its one of his legs...duh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe it's because he's a squid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He only has three legs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop looking down there and look at his face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Squids don't have junk. Squids reproduce asexually. One day Squidward will split in half and there will be two little hipster squids.

by Anonymous 13 years ago