+226 What's the quickest way to get from here to there? Driver: "Take the back streets to avoid the traffic on the main road." Mathematician: "Travel in a straight line." Physicist: "Fold space and bring there to here, so that you don't have to go anywhere." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did this just get posted now from back in october?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing that posts that are homepaged aren't limited to only those that were posted recently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, smart. I was saying that it should have been posted sooner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, my mistake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Superman/Dr.Manhattan/Hull: Fuck everything in my path

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I disapprove.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I approve

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Americans: do we really need to go there? I want to stay in my couch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Musicians: Affrettando!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Philosopher: here and there are relative terms. Therefore, your "here" could be someone else's "there". Hence, I deduce that you may already have arrived at "there" with no travelling whatsoever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhhh no. A real physicist would know that you can't just fold space into itself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1164948 (Anonymous): YOU DONT KNOW THAT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

English teacher: add a "t"

by Anonymous 13 years ago