+772 Thanks to ads all over sites, I now have 32 iPhones, 100,000,000$ and three dates tonight! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dam, you're really lucky to have been the 1,000,000th visitor that many times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hah. Only 32? *swims through iPhones*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

funny that theres an iphone ad right below this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found out that Justin Beiber has a crush on me. Thanks ads!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should buy some $6 dollar t-shirts with all that money.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i grew my penis 6 inches! thanks adds!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the fact that we've died 14 times, your biggest crush Nick Jonas is supposed to figure out that he love you in the next 24 hours, and that you will have the next 7 years of good luck, no doubt chances to win more amazing prizes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago