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People who work at sperm banks always want you to 'come' again, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I've always wondered how they collect sperm...do the guys just jack off in a cup or something? Lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
I heard they do, lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOLZ it must be awkward when the cup is collected XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, I know right? sounds freaky ._.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I wonder if there's playboys in the room. Or maybe the cup is very attractive.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dayuuuum, that cup is fine! I would tap dat.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha it sounds like "cup" is slang for girl.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wow, I wrote this a few hours ago. It got homepaged fast.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Zing!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes. that is exactly what happens. No seriously. Care for me to elaborate?
First you are checked off for a bunch of physical traits. Also, intelligence. It's actually pretty selective. Next, they give you a little cup with a lid and lead you into a room with, you guessed it, play boys and porn videos to get the job done. Then, in the cup, cap on, and give it to the desk. Often they will test it, and get you to come back again and preferably fill about four to five cups. After, the cups are put in storage in a freezer room. Often, only 25% of the sperm will survive, which is why they get so many cups full.
And there you have it folks XD Sorry for any spelling errors, i'm on my phone.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That must have taken a while on your phone. you really felt like elaborating XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
why yes. yes it did. To both your statements. but I was bored and procrastinating from letting the animals out. :P
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