+275 Would suck if a rat/snake crawled through the plumbing, and mauled your naughty bits whilst having a dump/piss, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wouldn't suck. That would bite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great. I am officially wary of using the bathroom now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know that snakes can maul.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was a child my dad told me that there was a snake called the Spitting Viper and that it would curl up in toilets and attack as soon as you sat down. That's why my toilet lid is transparent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that legitimately is one of my worst fears *shudder*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg i was just about to go pee with peace of mind ... now i dont wanna Dx

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I'm never using any term other than "naughty bits" again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Literally my worst fear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago