+345 If Morgan Freeman asked for your icecream cone, you'd comply, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I see your icecream cone filled with vanilla icecream dripping slowly down the side nearing your hand. It looks delicious, would you please let me have it? I will say more things for you, if you like"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pffft, no. Bitch can get his own ice cream. I'm not his sugar daddy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, duh. If he can get me to watch March of the Penguins more than 5 times, I think he can get me to give him my ice cream cone. You don't deny God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He could ask me to fornicate myself with a badger and I would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago