Marriage is like eating at a restaurant, You like what you see and order it, but then you see what the other guy has and you're like, "I wish I ordered that!" and then there are those think, "What the heck, I can afford both" which we'll call 'The Tiger Woods...

+429 Marriage is like eating at a restaurant, You like what you see and order it, but then you see what the other guy has and you're like, "I wish I ordered that!" and then there are those think, "What the heck, I can afford both" which we'll call 'The Tiger Woods scenario', amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read, I like... Then I see Tiger Woods joke :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Other times it doesn't look anything like the picture!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sometimes the guy asks if he could return it because he didn't like it or maybe he just saw something better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the first half of the joke was stolen, and I make up the last part so it wouldn't be completely fake

by Anonymous 13 years ago