+419 Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if you're a rhino, no one dares to fuck with you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for men with guns. They fuck with you hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Ace Ventura, he'll be cumming OUT of their ass

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like this is supposed to be humourous, but if it is I dont get it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not. i thought of it like this: you can be the one being chased after, or the one chasing; either way you are running. so for runners, just run.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heeyy ive heard of this quote before... i love it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this from the book Born to Run? It's seems all to familiar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's on several running T-shirts, I think it might actually be on one of Gazelle sporting goods shirts?

by Anonymous 13 years ago