+439 If you know you are going to die, you might as well go out doing something awesome like fighting a bear, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd rather fight a Chris Hansen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ever read Touching Spirit Bear? That would not be very cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's a damn good book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what's it about?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Basically, this bad kid is sent to an isolated Alaskan island to live on his own for a year because he almost killed someone at school. Then he sees the "Spirit Bear" and tries to kill it but ends up getting mauled (in extreme detail) and almost dies. He then becomes a good person and everyone's all happy and they do Indian dances.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ooh i thought it was just a pedobear reference lol sounds like...robinson cruise?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It wouldnt be much of a fight, the bear would clobber you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn straight!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Speak for yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not talking about a Weenie the Pooh bear. An average bear is about 10 feet tall, can run 35 miles per hour, and weighs about five times your weight. It will kill you without any trouble.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was trained by Chuck Norris...nuff said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would bring a shotgun, just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would bring two guns..... my left and right arm!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or go through a black hole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Been there, done that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut the fuck up, you aren't the real Chris_Hansen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't know that. You'll never know that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago