+632 In EVERY rap song there is one lyric that is just so ridiculous you have to laugh, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"foamin at the lips, the ones between her hips, pussy lookin like some sour cream dip, without the nachos, my dick hit the spot tho"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The part in Bottoms Up where it sounds like Nicki Minaj is growling always makes me laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace" hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Looking at girls behinds while we be sippin on some Peach Nehi."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"the square root of 69 is 8 somethin, right?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Rihanna just saying "ooh nanananana" to make a rhyme.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball. Heehee. Eyeball. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm leavin' you. NO YOU AIN'T!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

come back, Who's that dude? I don't even know he's name I laid hands on her I'll never stoop so low again Guess I don't know my own strength all from memory :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dooown skeet skeet skeet dooown skeet skeet skeet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ice cream paint job. The name of it is stupid. The song is stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you know what an ice cream paint job is? It's not a paint scheme with scoops of ice cream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well duh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They say we bugged out cuz we don't go nowhere without toast. Toast? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think Eminen said "I'll fuck you for Christmas" in one of his songs...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Not Afraid, he said, "Like a 'fuck you' for christmas, his gift is a curse"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, that's probably what I was thinking of. I kind of wish it was the other way now...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I flip birds blue jay gymnastics Anything by the joker

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"hotta than a shawty in a microwave..." -WOP by J.DASH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"So back it up like a tractor truck, I smack it up like a spatula, now tell me who wants pancakes? I want pancakes, we want pancakes."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah he says "Like a Fuck You for Christmas, your gift is a curse"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh whoops I didn't see this comment as I typed mine haha sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't see their comment until after I saw yours either haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"this is bad, real bad, michael Jackson"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what song is that from? i cann hear them saying those lyrics in my head

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's from Love Knocks You Down or something like that by Keri Hilson

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhh right thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

does it count if the entire song is ridiculous?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

R.A.P.=Retards Attempting Poetry....lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Brazilian:)): it's by keri hilson and called knocks you down

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess thats why they call it window pane >.< *groan*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"star like Ringo" but that really doesn't seem as funny after reading these comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Bitch named Crystal, let her suck my pistol, she opens up her mouth and then I blow her brains out."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'got ten toilets so I can shit all day, yuhh"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Excuse me little homie, I know you don't know me, but... my name is Wendy and I like to blow trees" And in Jay Z's Young Forever, there's that time when he says "never gonna let you go BABAAYAAHH" in a high-pitched voice which sounds ridiculously awkward

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"have you ever been to tokyo, do you like pokemon, if so, can i get a pik-at-chu?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beautiful by Colby O'Donis and Akon... "Not like a hooker but more like a princess." Hahahahahahah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cause i been tryin to work it out awwwwwww<--- best part

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, " i burn so many trees smokey bear doesn't like me"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Imma pour kool-aid on ya real slow, then lick it all off before it hits the floor"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wear 8 chains, I mean so much ice They yell skate Wayne

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My hands go up and down... Like strippers botties go!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"soulja boy chillin dawg, just got my report card, looked at it, all F's, took it to the teacher's desk, THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dunt know if it counts, but......... Pull it out stick it your mouth and I bust in the back of yah, swallow bitch! There's people starving in Africa!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna" like really...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats what I thought of...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it makes sense. Real G's move in silence just like the g in lasagna...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it's mentioning lasagna lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair." Phone Home by Lil Wayne

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Lil Wayne the president, fuck em fuck em fuck em even if they celibate.. Im marred to that crazy bitch call me kevin federline."

by Anonymous 13 years ago