+565 Shakespeare's plays would have had very different outcomes if facebook was around then, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Juliet Capulet: is gonna "kill herself" tonight lol. *Romeo Montague likes this status*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"@698632 (Life(:): Twitter: "Going 2 take poison, BRB!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Laertes has poked Hamlet*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Count Paris: Juliet Capulet, why haven't you listed yourself as in a relationship with me yet? *Romeo Montague likes this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Iago: lol they totally fell for it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if the female protagonists had had a sassy gay friend

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I was just going to post this..... ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Juliet Capulet: hates when guys creep on her. I fuckin' see you, man! Viola likes this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Julius Caesar: going to be crowned, brb! *Caius Cassius likes this status* Portia: No, don't go! *Soothsayer likes this comment*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Juliet Capulet: Romeo, romeo, lulz, dood, where teh fuck are yoo?? omg get you're ass ova here boi!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago