It's like some movies were made specifically to be quoted, amirite?

Forrest Gump

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not.

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Napoleon Dynamite:)

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Talladega knights! And borat

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the hangover

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he was a ruh-tard.

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PAGING DR. FAGGOT!

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You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

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I have this on a t-shirt :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice! Where'd you buy it from?

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oh, i made it. using an iron-on. for halloween, 3 of my friends and i printed different sayings from the hangover on t-shirts. it was awesome :)

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Stepbrothers.

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Easy A and Finding Nemo. and Mean Girls. haha.

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"Why does that matter? I'm adopted." "WHAT?!? WHO TOLD YOU?" lmaoooo

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hahah that dad was hilarious! "This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus." xD

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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, and you will DIE. ... or something along those lines.

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hahah. "SHE DOESNT EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL!" "I just have a lot of feelings..."

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almost too gay to function...

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"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" "Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

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"You Puerto Rican?" "Lebanese" "I feel that"

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"Is your muffin buttered?" "What?" "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" "My what?" "Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?" "I'm just being friendly.."

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"So, how was your summer?" "I got divorced." "Oh... my carpal tunnel came back" "...I win"

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"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"

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Boo, you whore.

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"Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she'll be like "ohhh Kevin G."

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You smell like a baby prostitute.

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(reading from the burn book) "made out with a hot dog? oh my god that was one time!"

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DAMMIT DO YOU KNOW HOW TIRED I AM OF GETTING NOTIFICATIONS FROM YOU TWO? No offense...

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hahah whoops sorry.. if you'd have joined in on the quoting maybe it would have been more enjoyable for you.(:

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I've never seen The Hangover...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

neither have i, we were quoting Mean Girls, which i'm guessing you haven't seen either? haha

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I have. But only once when I was eight, so I can't exactly quote it.

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ahh well that's understandable.

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notification

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notification

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notification

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notification

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notification

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time!

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You silly English Kanaggits!

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Mean Girls!

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Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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^ this.

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Spaceballs

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"I don't hate you because you're fat; you're fat because I hate you."

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in my school... mean girls is the most quotable movie EVER

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The Breakfast Club!

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Eat. My. Shorts.

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Princess Bride.

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My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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INCONCEIVABLE!

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I do not think that word means what you think it means

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I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy. Ow! Bad Squishy, bad Squishy!

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ANCHORMAN!!! "I killed a man with a trident" "Brick, where'd you get the grenade?" "I have many leather-bound books and my appartment smells of rich mahogony"

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