+515 I think that whenever the government is in trouble, they hire people to do stupid things to cover it up. "Hey MTV, it's Barack. We need to cover up the fact that the unemployment rate is high and the economy is plummeting. Can you try and take some of the focus away from that? Yeah, pregnant teens and obnoxious idiots should do it. Thanks man.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's sad is that I can actually imagine Obama doing that. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I love this! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two birds with one stone... Great job OP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

P.S. I think this would be a good POTD...just saying(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i really dont like obama and think he is an absolute moron, but he isnt THAT stupid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just a joke :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh. So that is the reason Jersey Shore was made!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Haaaaaley (:): Exactly. Also the reason for Jon and Kate Plus 8, Balloon Boy, and the iPad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The iPad XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a good post. Good job OP. However, the .", is really really bothering me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Texas, employment is up 850,000 jobs! Rick Perry FTW!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^ this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha nice:) I second the potd idea:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is stolen from a Dave Chappelle joke, just changed the words. Nice attempt thoughh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it really should be from bush haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad I have a show on MTV where the people are nicer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE NICER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NICER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IT'S SO NICE HERE AT MTV COME HERE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"-And, also, it'd be perfect if you could make a 3rd Jackass movie in 3D. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Thanks."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See, you could be president too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago