+123 Who needs cutlery when you have chopsticks, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have fun trying to eat a steak with chopsticks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have the dexterity of a dying walrus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

6/7 of the world?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure a lot more than 1/7th of the world uses chopsticks primarily. Just think about the population of Asia.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe because chipsticks won't save your life the way a knife would. Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...You use table knives for self-defense?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If there was one handy and I was being attacked, yes. Yes I would. I'm always in the kitchen, anyway. I'm a chick, remember?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...no comment. At any rate, good luck surviving being attacked in the kitchen with nothing but a small knife to defend yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The point was that you could mame people farther with a kitchen knife than with a chopstick. I never said that would be my ultimate weapon of choice. I'd like to think a gun would work rather nicely. And also, not all knifes are small.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Idk bout you but I could probably do some damage with a chopstick, not as much as a knife but seriously you could take someone's eye out with one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Soup. Soup with lots of oversized and slippery chunks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Americans. inb4 "ahh you're so ignorant not all Americans are stupid!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

non-Asains.

by Anonymous 12 years ago