bacon bits are like the fairy dust of food. when you put bacon bits in a salad, it's not really a salad: it's a game of find the bacon bits in the lettuce. it's like panning for gold, amirite?

+222 bacon bits are like the fairy dust of food. when you put bacon bits in a salad, it's not really a salad: it's a game of find the bacon bits in the lettuce. it's like panning for gold, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jim Gaffigan?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yup.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jim Gaffigan is right though, Who eats a salad when it has bacon in it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago