+555 In Capitalist America, bank robs YOU, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No... In America you rob a bank, in Soviet Russia bank robs you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what people say when they want to blame someone else for their own shitty life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Suit yourself. I thought it was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you. Honestly people who are having economic troubles in American can't put all the blame on the banks. ITs also their fault.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed... if you don't have the money or can't make the payments on it, DON'T BUY IT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

love it but its the federal reserve

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bank robs you only after aforementioned bank gives loans to people who can't pay it back, and you're a hardworking person who makes a decent living.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is this not the POTD? XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Federal Reserve and IRS should be dissolved - they rob and counterfeit. Regular banks and credit unions don't rob anyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought this was funny.. people are so uptight. daddy work for a bank or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not saying it's not funny or anything... I'm just tired of people whining because they have credit card debt when they shouldn't have bought the shit in the first place. Anyone with a brain knows that you should NEVER EVER let your credit card balance roll over into the next month.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh come on it wasn't whining it was a cleverly constructed joke. anyone with a brain should know THAT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are just getting trolled

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It should really be "In the Capitalist West, bank robs YOU, amirite?" - we get the same kinda thing in the UK!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In United Kingdom, David Cameron robs you :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From Shakespeare's Hamlet, 1602: LORD POLONIUS: Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you guys need to loosen up your buttholes. I'm American and I thought that joke was hallarious. idk how some of you get so hurt by it if it's not directly affecting you in anyway shape or form.

by Anonymous 11 years ago