+118 Guys with smaller dicks have to be more confident, or else they will be a little short on ways to impress girls. Amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's not as if everyone broadcasts their penis size.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't mean that if a guy has a smaller penis, he won't be a little more insecure about confronting girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then why does it say he has to be more confident?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe if he is more confident, then he will be better at talking to girls, and maybe get over the fact that he has a small penis. It's just supposed to be a joke, no bid deal man...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke? Sorry, I don't see the funny part, then I'll have to vote this down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whatever, it's your choice if you want to have a sense of humour or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh damn, I have no sense of humour? Really? You've never considered the possibility that your joke sucks, no? I mean, of course everyone who doesn't find all of your jokes hilarious have no sense of humour whatsoever, it doesn't matter if you've ever met them in real life because your subconscious knows everyone and tells you whether or not they have a sense of humour. But then again, maybe not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really don't see why having a small penis would make you less confident--*until* you got the girl into your bedroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it's not as if everyone likes big penises, either...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't understand why that got downvotes even though it's factual that not everyone likes big penises.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's why I'm confident hello wait...what?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I only saw the hidden pun reading this through the second time. Good job, OP.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You have to impress a girl before you can show her your dick anyway.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sir that is a very good point. If you just whip it out it is a TURRRRNNNOFFFFF

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That explains a lot...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Dude have you done that cause that is so not cool!

by Anonymous 11 years ago