+511 In American films, Russian people always have beards, furry hats and are drinking vodka- I'm sure they're not ALL like that, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In fantasy princess films, horses have horns on the top of their heads- I'm sure they're not ALL like that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BLASPHEMY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, they're all bears riding unicycles. Look it up. It's a fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Th@717462 (patrickmajor): Beat me t o it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well Russians have to keep warm somehow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(patrickmajor) AH i was gonna say that but then...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ALL RUSSIANS ARE ALWAYS IN A RUSH. Hahaha I made a joke :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm pretty sure they're all like that. No, but most Russian girls are sluts compared to their counterparts in Europe or USA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoa whoa whoa don't get ahead of yourself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhh.. have you MET european and american girls? russian girls aren't sluts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The average Russian women has/will have 5 abortions. Don't tell me that's not slutting around.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless you've been to russia and met lots of russian women, you have no right to insult them. they're smarter and far more productive than most women elsewhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you've been everywhere and met lots of every type of woman in the world, you have no right to judge them. Heck, even then you shouldn't. The irony here is you told me not to generalize, when you yourself JUST did the same thing. And they are more productive; they reproduce far more often than other women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we're not :P, we used to be lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure practically none are like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, in Soviet Russia beards have them.. Wait. These jokes are getting old..

by Anonymous 13 years ago