+347 Psychiatric hot line: If you have OCD, press 1 repeatedly. Co-dependent, ask someone to press 2. MPD, press 3-9. Schizophrenic, hold on, we know what you want. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you're depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press -- no one will answer you. If you're dyslexic, press 6969696969. Saw this a while ago :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a ringtone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have this hot line on my phone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get the last one about schitsophrenia

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I know I spelled that wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I mean...it's not in the original post or anything...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't see the original post when I'm on my iPod genius...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How was I supposed to know that you were on your iPod, genius?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And how the hell can't you see the original post? You voted on it, didn't you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes and when I go down to post a comment I can't scroll up and down to check my spelling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...alright.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kinda funny, but i actually have OCD, and it's a lot harder than everyone sees it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CDO<- Alphabetical order

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, thanks! I totally forgot, since I'm CDO i have to put everything in order. because that's what EVERYONE with CDO does, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What did you think of the show that was on vH1 about 6 ppl battling OCD? I liked it because it shocked the audience by showing how debilitating OCD can really be and provided medical treatment/counseling. I loathe when people say, 'I like the house clean so I must have OCD, haha!', and when the show was on I was able to retort with 'oh yeah, you think you have OCD?! Watch (whatever the show was called) and then talk to me about your 'OCD' after you see people washing their hands so much they're raw and chapped or continually fearing where your mind will wander because you believe that you have the power to kill your loved ones by simply thinking about their death'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right, I got so excited when I saw it. I go to high school and many people do say stuff like that, and when I say something they make fun of me. :/ OCD is very hard and the teasing doesn't help.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would love to have this on my phone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Psychiatric Hotline: 973-409-3277

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We talked about this at my church! Hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so the post got it wrong...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Making fun of those with crippling mental handicaps is hilarious. Guess it's not enough we already have sub-par lives and have to deal with it in the real world; but ignorant ppl trying to make a joke about psychiatric disorders they have no knowledge of while everyone laughs at something you can't control...makes ya feel real worthy as a person. You must feel great being so perfect

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

;) (twas i, amirite gets funky on my ipod when i sign in)

by Anonymous 13 years ago