+576 I intend to live forever. So far, so good. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

steven wright

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know about you, but I'm going to do that or DIE TRYING.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

this has never been said before and you are extremely original and the first to say this joke ever. im serious, boner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why the recent influx of cliched posts?

by Anonymous 12 years ago