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  • Topics:Fun / Jokes
  • Featured on the home page on Oct 30th 2010
  • Post Of The Day on Nov 15th 2010

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When fat people watch ** they ** when the guy delivers the pizza. amirite?

Food Network is **** for fat people...

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lilmissgiggles lilmissgiggles

In response to “Food Network is **** for fat people...

24/7! But when those exercise shows c'mon... It's like watching kittens die a cruel death...

+12153 Reply

Anonymous

Papa John commercials must be inconvenient

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Irresistable

This is classy....

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anon

In response to “This is classy....

Yeah, um, he mentioned obesity and ****. On the Internet. Guess what, it's not like a fancy restaurant.

+15183 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

food courts must be the whorehouse.

+1717 Reply

LaLaLaLucy LaLaLaLucy

I jizzed when this post said pizza man.

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Box

Hm. A fake Box. VANQUISH THEE DEMON!

+21221 Reply

Box Box

In response to “Hm. A fake Box. VANQUISH THEE DEMON!

Ill assist in the killing of the infidel!

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scrantoncity

In response to “Ill assist in the killing of the infidel!

CHARGE! -shuffles on floor- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

+121 Reply

Box Box

In response to “CHARGE! -shuffles on floor-...

For NARNIA!

+143 Reply

scrantoncity

In response to “For NARNIA!

-charges blindly over cliff- ARARARARARARARARARARRARARAR

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Box Box

This so deserves POTD! Congrats, UberAllies!

+18191 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

Awesome POTD

+8102 Reply

EarI EarI

In response to “Awesome POTD

As compared to recent ones, yeah.

+363 Reply

scrantoncity

my dads fat and he laughed at this

+13141 Reply

Ghandouche Ghandouche

"Get out of the way Jayden James you're blocking the pizza."

+27281 Reply

Brett Brett

I did not get this when I read it when it was first posted. Now I do and think it's funny

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wobbuffet wobbuffet

In response to “I did not get this when I read it when it was...

Cool story, bro.

+14184 Reply

Anonymous

Imagine a **** about working at mcdoanlds

+781 Reply

TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “Imagine a **** about working at mcdoanlds

let me show you my 'big mac' ;D

+2525 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “let me show you my 'big mac' ;D

is it super sized!?

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Anonymous

In response to “is it super sized!?

yeah. it also comes with a 'milkshake' ;D

+671 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “yeah. it also comes with a 'milkshake' ;D

mmm, i'll take an order of that. make it 'to go'. ;D

+891 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “my place?

well, how big is your kitchen?

+341 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “well, how big is your kitchen?

You'll make a mean sandwich on the counter. we can also make something else on the counter ;D

+341 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “You'll make a mean sandwich on the counter...

does it involve chocolate sauce and handcuffs? mostly chocolate sauce..(;

+781 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “let me show you my 'big mac' ;D

you mean mcweiner (hello)

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

The frozen isle would be their "**** shop"

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Maidenfan666 Maidenfan666

Food, Inc. must be like 2 girls 1 cup for them.

+451 Reply

Andromeda Andromeda

Rachel Ray is like a **** star to them.

+451 Reply

ilikepringles ilikepringles

Of course, food is sexually arousing to fat people... oh wait, no it isn't. This is idiotic.

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Anonymous

In response to “Of course, food is sexually arousing to fat...

I cannot believe something this gross is post of the day.

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Anonymous

In response to “I cannot believe something this gross is post...

What are you, 12?

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Spain Spain

In response to “What are you, 12?

I'm 12 and what is this

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memeftw

In response to “I cannot believe something this gross is post...

Do you want some apple juice before your naptime?

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BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “Of course, food is sexually arousing to fat...

There is this thing called a "joke". They are not always literally true in content, but they often make a point and are intended to be humorous. They are not only socially acceptable, but encouraged. You should learn about them, and who knows, maybe you'll make your own one day.

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polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “There is this thing called a "joke"...

Meh it's all relative. What's funny to one person might be gross to another or offensive. You can't please everyone, ya know?

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “Meh it's all relative. What's funny to one...

Know? As in knowing about ****? Ewwwwwwww, gross!

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polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “Of course, food is sexually arousing to fat...

You're probably fat.

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jessepinkman jessepinkman

It's not delivery, it's a ****!
(DiGiorno)

+2727 Reply

Anonymous

Yes! Inb4someonesays"notpostofthedayworthy"

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adam adam

....I get what's "SUPPOSE" to be funny...but this is rather .....just no

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MrTie MrTie

In response to “I get what's "SUPPOSE" to be...

Supposed*

+13141 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “http://foodporndaily.com/

I crushed my face in to my monitor!

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Maidenfan666 Maidenfan666

Supersize Me is the holy grail of **** tapes. It makes your WHOLE body supersized *wink*.

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CapedCrusader CapedCrusader

Oh God! This is hilarious. :) I'm fat but not sexually aroused by food but, sometimes I think my family is...

+11 Reply

Adrian+F.

HA! You made people in the library look at me funny. (y)

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Originality_is_Dead Originality_is_Dead

"Meat lovers pizza from Dominoes?" OHHHHH GOD!!!!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

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Sex_With_A_Snail Sex_With_A_Snail

This is offensive to fat people, as most of them have glandular problems
Take this down!!1

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afternooner afternooner

i take offense to this being a fat guy. we **** when the pizza guy actually OPENS the box. insensitive jerk

+1212 Reply

TjEpperson TjEpperson

(Afternooner)As said above its a joke can't take one get off the website or even better get off the internet.

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lulu

In response to “(Afternooner)As said above its a joke can't...

You don't tell someone to get off the internet just because they didn't think something was funny like you did. In fact, the original purpose of the internet was for intelligent people to exchange information, not any of this bullcrap.
Didn't know that? You must be stupid then...

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Anonymous

I got a **** just reading this...

;)

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Richard Richard

isn't this a greg giraldo joke?

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Rawrcat

In response to “isn't this a greg giraldo joke?

yeah, i think he said something similar to this on one of his roasts.

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sarcasticfuck OP

My hubby used to deliver pizza and he said one time the person who answered the door was a naked fat lady and she had **** running down her leg.

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Anonymous

In response to “My hubby used to deliver pizza and he said...

What is this I don't even

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SillyBanana SillyBanana

In response to “What is this I don't even

I watched your comment come in live! UMIGUD

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Icel Icel

In response to “I watched your comment come in live! UMIGUD

Uhm...thank you...D:?

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SillyBanana SillyBanana

In response to “Uhm...thank you...D:?

just had to say it.. harrharrr (:

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Icel Icel

In response to “just had to say it.. harrharrr (:

I'm confused.
But.
Okay :D

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SillyBanana SillyBanana

In response to “I'm confused. But. Okay :D

hahahahha, I'm sorry, just forget this ever happened ::::)))))))

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Icel Icel

In response to “hahahahha, I'm sorry, just forget this ever...

D; yes sir/ma'am/Icel.

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SillyBanana SillyBanana

If overweight people don't make fun of average weight people why do they make fun of overweight people? its just wrong

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Just_Another_Atheist Just_Another_Atheist

In response to “If overweight people don't make fun of...

You must be overweight.

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Allaloo Allaloo

In response to “You must be overweight.

actually I'm not but I still defend them

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Just_Another_Atheist Just_Another_Atheist

Weird I always **** when I see their names In the credits

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garrettruskamp garrettruskamp

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