+74 Guys: you often have fantasies about your dream girl that involve you beating up her douche bag boyfriend and saving her life, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How exactly are you saving her life by nearly killing her boyfriend? And hate to kill your fantasy, but it carries 25 years with attempted homicide.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are no laws in fantasy world.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not all beating up is nearly killing. Good enough shot and they'd most likely just give up. So it's actually downgraded to third degree assault which is only about 2 years, if the judge even sends you to prison.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Beating up is not the same thing as nearly killing. You'd get battery, not attempted homicide. And you'd probably get bailed out by your new girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

More like sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol. This made me smile.

by Anonymous 12 years ago