+378 It's hard to update your Facebook status on your birthday without seeming like a douchebag. You want to let people know it's your birthday, but you can't just say, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY LOLOL," amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, my birthday was on the day that I took the SATS and that gigantic East Coast Storm (March 13, 2010), so my status was "How much worse can my birthday get?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My birthday's today and it's pretty much the best day to have a birthday so I can't really say anything. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then, happy birthday!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Btw, happy birthday l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

say: it feels so weird being (insert your new age here)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Type something like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY (insert name)! - Love, (Insert friends name). ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol but I don't have friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pretend you do. and if you want to make it seem REALLY real, then you could even make a fake account of some girl and pretend you two are friends. eh, eh? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Augh. There was this one girl on facebook who updated her status every day, telling us how many days left, what she was doing, and what she wanted. This went on for two weeks and then several days afterward. :| This is doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On my birthday I plan to put "Today I begin my 16th journey around the sun!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made a post about that a while ago... That was my plan for my birthday too by the way. http://www.amirite.net/179521

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh god, no. My wall's turned into a whore when it's my birthday. Some people even actually greet me on the WRONG day. It's damn annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Last year I posted "Happy birthday Miley Cyrus! Why do I share a bday with you?" as my status.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you can always do "thanks for the birthday wishes!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't need to say!Facebook already does it for you!:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

coimbatore dj s rock????????????????????????????????hi guys enjoi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sayy....its my birthday!! finnally im gunna have soo much fun at my party 2night

by Anonymous 12 years ago