+392 Why do people have bejesus in them anyway? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a safety feature that keeps you from getting the shit scared out of you. Bejesus gets scared out first, so you don't poop yourself. At least, that's what I've read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cuz they're Bechristians and keep Bejesus in their heart?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha that was good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

beheart*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weird. I always say bejeebers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago