+441 It's a good thing Ancient Greek names aren't popular anymore... "Poseidon! Come inside before you catch a cold!" or "Don't you pull that crap with me, Medusa!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine how much more popular nicknames would get...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That really wouldn't sound weird if they were still popular.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that would be fucking awesome,i'm thinking of naming my child medusa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Poseidon" and "Medusa" are actually very pretty names.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about names like Aphrodite and Athena? There's nothing wrong with having names like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a good thing 21st century names aren't popular anymore... "John! Come inside before you catch a cold!" or "Don't you pull that crap with me, Casey!" that could be what it's like in a couple centuries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The name "John" has been common for several centuries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, but you still get the point of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd love it if people still had ancient names... "Xerxes, you're driving like 15 miles over the speed limit!" "Atilla, you need to chill the fuck out."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Watch your language, Sophocles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew a guy called Attila once, he was like 5 :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Dionysus! You're needed down in the principal's office PRONTO!" I think we need to bring back these names.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you kidding? i wish my name was Apollo, Achilles, Hercules, or Olympus hahah. intimidation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For the most part, yes... but the name "Zeus" is pretty badass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some of those names are better than most of the names celebs give their kids

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can’t imagine that a parent chose to say this for the rest of their lives, “Hey Banjo! Dinners ready!”

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Let's try to think up ancient greek names we didn't learn from Percy Jackson....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry but i didn't learn them from percy jackson. those just happened to be the first to come to mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've actually heard about this actress named Amaryllis. I mean, wtf?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They were such cool names... xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Helen, Penelope, and Jason? (to name a few...) I still love this post though. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My whole Greek side of my family still has very Greek names. Like my dads name is Xenofon.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There’s gonna be a kid called “Tide Pod [insert last name]”

by Anonymous 3 years ago