give a defensive girl a knife and touch her breast and take it like a man would be fucked up but kind of interesting ''Can you invite Nick?'' ''No ,he died.'' ''How?'' '' Since he gave a girl a weapon and sexually molested her,she killed him'' ''which girl?'' ''Caroline'' ''She was very defensive since she grew a pair.'' ''So how is Joseph.'' ''Same thing'' ''I didn't know he liked Caroline.'' ''No,Kayla killed him.'' ''So how is Darby?'' ''She killed Mark for pushing Stephen in to her and then killed Stephen because he enjoyed it.'' ''Well how is Sheryl?'' ''Well I got to go.'' ''Why?'' ''She is going to kill me.'' ''Reminds me I have to go kill Evan.'' ''Who is Evan?'' ''This boy who apparently likes me.'' ''Oh.''

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um... okay?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry about that i was feeling creative at the moment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

make that a post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok i will try

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if I see it I'll Yeah you are it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it is too long to be a post it stops on the N after Caroline and before Kayla

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh sorry :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Than. It's motherfucking t-h-a-n.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The show is not "All 1000 Ways to Die." It is "Including but not limited to 1000 Ways to Die"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Of all the ways that one can stop the course of their blood running warmly in their veins, there are so many more ways to live. Focusing on the end makes us lose sight of where we are, and we fail to fully enjoy the journey.

by Anonymous 5 years ago