it's a good thing,

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks, Martha Stewart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks, Nosferatu.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks, C-C-C-Combo Breaker. ...I'm ashamed to have done that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh god.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EXPELLIARMUS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FLYINGGUINEAPIG!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCK YEAH!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I'm waiting for marriage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I'm straight, sooo :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a sub-way sandwich is a good thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EXPELLIARMUS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...NONSENSE_NARWHAL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

GOD THE ALMIGHTY .... sorry, I just like fitting in.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtYq5yPByc

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd like to meet this "Nobody", he seems to know a lot...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EXPELLIARMUS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll tell you what he does know, he knows whether or not a sub-par performance in golf is a good thing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've also heard that he's perfect :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's probably married to that 'They' chick. She always has an awful lot to say- probably sponging off Nobody's vast bank of knowledge. 'Cause women are just devious like that :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had this conversation with my dad last week. Apparently, it's a good in golf, but golf is really the only scenario that's true in.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sure someone knows! I mean, maybe not me PERSONALLY... but somebody HAS to know, right? ... Somebody? (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're trying too hard, dude

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

EXPELLIARMUS!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

STOP SPAMMING.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sorry for spamming, but the amirite guy told me that there aren't many Expelliarmuss on the POTD so :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You were spamming? I thought you were disarming them all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING! :D You're always right, God.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a good and bad thing: the good news is that you're good at golf; the bad news is that nobody will really care, since not many people care about golf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nobody cares about golf

by Anonymous 12 years ago

See, that's what I thought, but I didn't want to offend anyone and get downvoted for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God gets downvoted too?! Is nobody safe from the no ways!?! (cry2)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only breakfeastfan is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This POTD is sub-par outside of golf.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Par is just a standard or average. It's not necessarily a good thing. Let's say you're counting the average amount of mistakes in books. If par, the average, is five mistakes, and the book you are currently looking over only has two mistakes, the amount of mistakes is sub-par, but par is a bad thing, not something desirable. The common meaning of above par has come to mean better, and below par has come to mean worse, but that is just one of their definitions. They also mean above or below a standard or average level, respectively. It also depends upon what is being called sub-par. If it is the golfer's score that is specifically being called sub-par, that's obviously good. But if he or she is being called sub-par, because he or she is doing worse than the other golfers, that's obviously bad. I know this is a joke, but with many of these "how does that make sense?" there is usually an easy answer that can be figured out, and I can't stand not to explain it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love it when people call me a Teletubby Doctor!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ta;cb

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't have the energy to finish reading that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It ended with a sword fight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

were pirates and ninjas involved?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Dashing men from the 1800s. They rescued a princess and used the flux capacitor to get back to the future. The sword fight was over the princess.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh I love dashing men from the 1800s and flux capacitor saved princesses and YOU STOLE THAT FROM BACK FROM "BACK TO THE FUTURE PARTY SOMETHING SOMETHING", THEIF!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And Princess Peach/Mario, and possibly Jane Austen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you sick bastard. this is how Mao took control

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, I know. Where's the nearest English teacher to punish me?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

pwh, who needs an english teacher when we can just sue you for copyright infringment , this is what you get for being so unoriginal

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Death by chocolate?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no, that would be an award! I meant a lawsuit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm allergic to chocolate. It would be painful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

painful, but pleasurable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, well, I'm already addicted to chocolate, so every day is bitter sweet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thus ruining the point of the punishment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Summarized: Par in golf = what you're supposed to shoot If you shoot under par ("sub-par"), you had a great round. Normally "sub-par" means "worse than expected," thus the joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In what way is she a troll?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought Draco_Malfoy was alerting us of... his? His presence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago