+283 Want to piss off your English teacher? Tell her that Shakespeare was a pedophile and ask her to discuss it. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All the best writers are pedophiles. CoughEDGARALLENPOEcoughLEWISCARROLLcoughcough

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a future English teacher, I hope one of my students brings this up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My English teacher is a young guy so he would probably crack up if someone said this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i've actually done it before, we were discussing shakespeare's life so i figured that it was only logical to bring up his sexual tendencies. Look on the teacher's face was priceless

by Anonymous 13 years ago