+380 Religious Douchebag: "Thou Shalt not lay with a man as thou wouldst with woman" Gay Guy: "That's okay because I wouldn't lay with a woman!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, what you're saying is that God hates bisexuals?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. Touché

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is amazing haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post wouldv been fine except for the "religious douchebag" part. People dont actually speak like that either...btw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a quote from the bible that religious douchebags say at gay people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gay rights person: "Gays are being discriminated against! They can't marry a man!" Straight guy: "Neither can I; that isn't discrimination."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, the term 'gay rights' seems a little presumptuous to me. I still think we should be allowed civil unions though, even if the church won't marry gays.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, as marriage IS a religious matter, I don't think the gov't should have any say as to who can marry, only the BIBLE. However, civil unions is fine by me, as long as they don't call themselves 'married.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They should be allowed to get married. All this shit about marriage being strictly a religious matter is complete bull.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh really? How did marriage originate?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im not talking about the origin of marriage. You cant use origin as a valid argument, there are countless things today that dont mean the same thing as their origin. Marriage is a union between two people that love each other, why must it be any more than that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because that isn't what our Creator made it for. It is a union between a MAN AND A WOMAN. Shouldn't the Creator decide what marriage is or isn't?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if the Creator doesn't ABSOLUTELY exist. And I only capitalized that to emphasize it, not for any reason besides it. If there is even the tiniest possibility that he doesn't, your whole point isn't valid, and seeing as there is, because not everyone believes it, it's not absolutely true. Plus, it doesn't work anyway, because does every creator, or inventor, or whatever else always decide everything about it? When something like marriage changes so drastically, you can no longer state that it is directly with it's origin. Just because it was given a common name, and certain rights and abilities, by religion, doesn't make it religious. People were "uniting" before it was "marriage".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh no, they weren't, as Adam and Eve were married, and they were the first humans. People still think Elvis is alive, but that just makes them wrong, doesn't it. People think that the Holocaust didn't happen, but it did. People can blind themselves to the truth, if told lies loud enough and often enough. I think one of our presidents said something to that effect. Can't remember who. Are you saying that every inventor is omniscient and omnipotent? Because my God is. And He specifically stated marriage as a man and a woman. Do you claim to know more than He?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which is what you believe, others don't, so you cannot state that as a fact. Which was my whole point anyway, but I'll answer the others just because. Unrelated. Beside the point. There I answered 'em!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Again Im going to throw in the power of free will which He gave us. Which means we have the power to change marriage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, we don't. We should change His covenant? His religious sanctimony between a man and a woman? Does that mean we can change the criteria of a Christian?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're taking what I said way out of context man. Just because my belief system is different from yours and I choose not to follow every single thing written in the Bible like a mindless robot, does not mean that I'm "changing His covenant". And yes we do, we have the ability to change anything we want to. Its free will, and I still stand by the belief that marriage is not a strictly religious ceremony.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can change your meaning of it; that doesn't make it change in God's eyes, though. If you don't think homosexuality is a sin, well you're free to think that, but who decides: you or God?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly, its not my place to decide. I believe God made them that way, therefore its not a sin. I could be wrong, I dont believe so, but I could be. But its also not your place to tell someone they're sinning. That's where all you "rreligious douchebags" need to get off your fucking high horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have never told anyone specifically that they're sinning. However, ill do it now. Everyone, including me, that has ever lived, excluding Jesus, has sinned. Plain and simple. Do you believe that? So, you think you know more than God? You think you know more than His Word? That's sad. That is really, really sad, and if you really think that, there is not a chance you're a Christian. None.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm aware that everyone has sinned, but its not your place, nor is it mine or anyone else's, to tell someone they're sinning. Again, i never once said that. You're twisting my words around to make it sound like you're right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you said something directly contradictory to God's word. The real question is: do you believe that? Do you? No really, do you? YOU don't get to decide what constitutes a sin. That isn't your place. GOD gets to decide, and He did. You can agree with that or be wrong. I haven't told a specific person that they're sinning, however, it's people like you who fool people into believing homosexuality isn't a sin, which is deceitful and blatantly lying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, i've said this again and again, God did not directly write the Bible. Men did, it was man who held the pen, straight men. Are you telling me that you dont believe that they added things in themselves? And again, by the power of free will which God gave us, they could have done that and wouldnt have to change it. Why would being gay be a sin when what really matters is what type of person you are. Every other sin relates back to doing something against humanity, or that is wrong in a very obvious way. Not this one, being gay is just who a person is, theres nothing wrong about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, right because the fourth commandment is obvious and it hurts humanity. Why don't you learn some things about your Bible. The men's sexuality means nothing. If you believe in God's power, surely you'd believe He'd get what He wanted in His Bible. But whatever, disregard the entire basis for your religion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Men are corrupt, thats the bottom line, they were able to write the most powerful book for all of Christianity, so yes I believe they wrote things in themselves. You can go ahead and be a mindless follower, but I have my own set of beliefs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, since your own set of beliefs don't coincide with God's Truth, we know where you're going when you die. Do you even believe Jesus is the Messiah?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you are a religious douchebag. I know he is the Messiah, I've accepted God into my life as my Lord and Savior, and I try to be the best person I can be, which is all that He asks for. So you can fuck off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it doesn't appear like you're being the best you can, as your comments are laced with venomous retorts. You know, I don't recall where, but the Bible has something saying how terrible those who change it are, and how they will have a special place in hell. Well, do you think that applies to you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The reference to the verse saying not to take away from the Bible is Revelations 22:18-19.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, gracias.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

De nada.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Marriage has become so much more than a religious matter. It gives married couples some 1000+ rights. If you give gay people civil unions, the exact same as marriage, then you are going against the supreme court decision made from Brown vs Board of Education where it was ruled that separate is not equal. It would be the same just a different name, yet that somehow justifies it in some of your minds?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not the same thing. But they can't complain. To a secular person, yes, maybe marriage is only for the rights. However, to a Christian, that isn't even a quarter of it. A real marriage reflects God's glory.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that they deserved federal marriage. It gives them 1000+ rights and the gov't cannot really just give them all the rights and not call it marriage because of Brown vs Board of Education. I do not think that it should be a religious marriage just because there is so much debate about it. But they do completely deserve a federal marriage. Also, the keyword there is if they are Christian. Not everyone is Christian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but the gay person cannot marry the person that they love. The straight one can. Also, if you are lesbian you would want to marry a girl--not a man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That still isn't discrimination. Neither can marry a man, no matter whom you choose to love. Sorry, I was only thinking about guys.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're looking waaay to far into the specificity of the matter. It's discrimination to not to let them marry who they want to marry, which is actually what they usually say, not "I can't marry a man". But that's not the point. Simply saying it's not discrimination because you can't marry a man is completely aside the mater. It's discrimination because they can't marry who they wish, as I said before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gee wiz your grammar is awful, but that just reflects your equally poor point. It isn't discrimination. Is it discriminatory that I cannot lift two hundred pounds while others can? No. Is it discriminatory that some can run 20 miles while I cannot? Should we stop them from doing what they can just because I want to and can't? Is it discriminatory that my father can vote and I can't? Is it? I want to, I long to, display my patriotism by electing our leaders. But I cannot. Should I sue? Is it discriminatory that I cannot imbibe alcohol legally? No? Then why should gay marriage be legal and not voting age, smoking age, age of consent, age of adulthood, age to drive?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those restrictions are put in place so you do not hurt yourself through ignorance. I'm not sure how those are supposed to be examples of discrimination...or how you are relating them to gay marriage...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if I thought I were responsible enough? How about voting age? Does that protect me? Afraid I'll cast the wrong vote and be tormented for the rest of my life? Haha that's good. It isn't discrimination if everyone has the same rights, no matter if you want to do something different. Take gun law. Is it discriminatory against people who want to take it away? It is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A) You're now a dick. B) One typo and all of a sudden I have terrible grammar? Uh, not quite, considering I'm a grammar freak. Congratulations on contradicting yourself! And, seriously? Well, let's see... those are horrible, *horrible* comparisons. Age limits are put up, because people that are under that age don't have fully developed brains (it's a fact dipshit, look it up.) Oh even just saying that *my* point was poor is funny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, I was eating my food when I read this, and I just choked. Thanks. :-l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Religious douchebag? Yeah, because it's totally a crime to have morals.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Morals =/= religion

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe not, but that's the only non-hypocritical way to defy it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? As long as you're religious, there's no WAY you could be a douche bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not all religious people are douchebags. just as not all atheists are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. Just wow. This post was supposed to be a joke, and here we have commenters claiming they are tired of all the "fake Christians" that believe in Evolution and God, and believe homosexuals shouldn't have the same opportunities as heterosexuals. Well guess what? Regardless of whether or not you think it's a sin, that's not even up for you to decide. That's for God to decide. Not you. God. Obviously the Bible has it's teachings as to say homosexuality is a sin, and yet you really think that if man wrote the bible they couldn't of added their own input into it? It's not impossible. Believe what you will, as that is your right, but don't judge people, claiming they're not really Christians, because that's a sin right there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^scrantoncity: Those are laws put in place by the government, NOT the bible. The only argument against homosexuality is that it goes against religious doctrine. So, your argument makes absolutely no sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm saying it isn't discrimination, moron. Religion doesn't have anything to do with that tangent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Well, since your own set of beliefs don't coincide with God's Truth, we know where you're going when you die." - scrantoncity Pretty sure you don't know where the fuck she will go when her time comes, that's for God to decide, not you. ARE YOU CLAIMING YOU KNOW MORE THAN GOD? Yeah seriously, you have issues.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you. Those comments were the reasons I decided I was done with the conversation. When it stops being an intelligent discussion about religion, and turns into this random stranger who knows nothing about me telling me im going to hell, then there's no point in trying to reason with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Personally, I think religion should've been allowed to evolve as people do. It would be like saying the iPhone is a sin because Alexander Graham Bell didn't create the telephone like that. Secondly, wow. I make one wee joke and it gets blown way the hell out of proportion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm wondering why no one can take a joke. People are ridiculous sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ch'yeah! Tell me about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago