When your ass or crotch itches in public, you take sly, abnormal steps or movements in an attempt to "scratch," amirite?

+489 When your ass or crotch itches in public, you take sly, abnormal steps or movements in an attempt to "scratch," amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ass itches = "move" or "fix" your pants around till it hits the spot. crotch itches= pretend getting something from your side pockets, then scratch it from there like a ninja.

by Anonymous 13 years ago