It's not rape if you kill them first, amirite?

No, its necrophilia then x)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not rape if you yell surprise before you do it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, thank goodness...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha you sound like you're about to say, "I didn't rape anyone last night then"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well of course I didn't. But, here's another question: Is it considered murder even if it's a hobo...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhh that's really terrible, unless it's a joke and I don't get it. Please proceed to explain here VVVV

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll just let you wonder.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOO, that's not fair. Explain it to me pleaseeee. That's totally evil of you. I can't find it online either

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh okay and ha yeah I guess I did ruin the joke, if that was her original intent. @885020 (jen): Is what Vendor saying true Jen? Please tell me it ain't so! How could you be so cruel?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm totally kidding. I'm only fifteen and hobos are humans too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But she didn't write it out because that would have killed the subtlety of the joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh come on guys, I can't take this torture, I'm really quick witted, I really am. However I haven't had a full night sleep in a while and I've had a lot of work, you guys can understand can't ya?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol I was responding to your comment near the top, not to the discussion about killing hobos or whatever. Her joke was probably that no one would miss a hobo if one died, which is pretty fucked up but baby's that how it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is this not rape? You're forcing sex on a non-consenting corpse. Just because it lacks the physical capacity to resist or say "no" doesn't disqualify it from being rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what if they say yes, you kill them, and then fuck them? would it still be rape?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, unless they wanted to be killed as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what you're saying is that necrophilia is technically rape? Well, shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All this necrophilia talk just reminds me of Cyanide and Happiness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is amirite a false representation of people's intelligence, or do you really have to flat out state a joke for people to get it, like ,"oh i guess that means the homeless i murdered and made sweet love to consented"

by Anonymous 13 years ago