+370 Experts say that if you're being attacked by a bear you should lie on the ground face down and play dead. Right, like a bear is going to see you laying there and think "This guy saw me coming and he went to sleep. What a bad ass. I better leave him alone.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or go, "om nom nom nom freee meat."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. :) Let's just hope that nobody takes this joke seriously, in case they ever encounter a bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Playing dead will not work with a bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmmm wonder where you saw this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friends t-shirt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Experts do not say that. First off you should never be wandering around in bear country without bear mace. You're supposed to spray the bear in the face with it and take off running. If you don't have any though, and you do encounter a bear, you're supposed to avoid looking it in the eye and back away slowly while speaking in a calm monotonous voice. If the bear attacks you then you should fight it as much as you can, unless it's a grizzly bear. With a grizzly bear you are supposed to play dead, but it might still attack you, in which case you will still have to fight it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

4chan likes that joke too we liked it years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know........You gotta be a pretty tough guy to fall asleep in front of a bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My wife is a member of PETA I have been meaning to join.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how do we know that those victims of fatal bear attacks weren't playing dead themselves? What is they were the BEST at it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago