You: Alright, I'm not sure where to head next. Dora, can you help me out? Dora: What do we need to help us when we have to figure out where to go? Boots: A map! You: Wait, who the hell let a monkey in my car? Dora: Say, 'Map'! You: That seems a little unnecessary, can't you just reach into your backpack and- Boots: SAY MAP! SAY MAP! You: Alright! Calm down! Map Map: *Sings* If there's a place you wanna go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the map. You: What is this? Map: I'm the map, I'm the map, if there's a place you gotta get, I can get you there I bet! I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map You: Seriously, I just want to get going, here, I'm already falling behind Map: I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the MAAAAAP! You: Really? Cause right now you seem more to me like a shitty theater class dropout Map: Dora and Boots need to get to the strange man's grandmother's funeral! You: Yeah, I know where I'm trying to get, but thanks for the lovely reminder.... Dick.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Map: Well, I know how to get to the funeral! First, we go past the big rock You: It's several states away from here, there are probably dozens of big rocks on the way, you wanna get more specific? Map: Then we go around the McDonald's You: Are you serious? Do you have ANY idea how many mcdonald's there are in this town alone?! Map: Then, you go to the funeral! You: What the hell?! These directions are only good if you already know where you're goi- Map: Rock, McDonald's, Funeral. You: Repeating the useless shit you just said isn't helping Map: Rock, McDonald's, Funeral! You: Enough, shut up! Map: Rock, McDonald's, Fu- You: *grabs map, crumples it up and throws it out the window* I'm pulling into this walmart here and buying a GPS. Take your idiot monkey and get the fuck out!

by Anonymous 11 years ago