+344 Just because "Humpty Dumpty" never states that Humpty Dumpty is an egg, that doesn't mean he isn't an egg, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It never states that Humpty Dumpty wasn't a used tampon, either ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm betting of lawn gnome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Humpty Dumpty" was originally meant to be a riddle. Nowadays, the answer is so well known that there's no point in treating it as such.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is retarded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess it just depends on the way you look at it: Guilty until proven innocent or innocent until proven guilty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Humpty Dumpty WAS A CANNON. It fell of the wall of the castle and smashed. Seriously, I learnt it in history

by Anonymous 13 years ago