+312 Batman is one of the coolest superheros because he could actually exist in real life. If you just worked hard, got really buff, learned how to fighting, and had a few million dollars, you could become batman, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tru dat xD FO SHIZZLE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure, but you're not going to be fighting the same kind of crime that he is. You'd have to be able to predict murders before they happen, and there would be way too many of them to get to in time-- most people perform a gunshot in the head then either flee or kill themselves, not fill the water supply with a toxic substance. Everybody else in the nation would be pissed at you because you'd only be saving some people in one city.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and became an orphan...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"How to fighting". lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't catch that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not going to become a millionaire with that grammar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Batman was and is the worst superhero. He is breaking the law simply as he has lots of money and is bored, pretty sure we frown apon the celebrities who currently do that. He has no powers so he has no reasons to actually fight. If he wanted to make the world safer he could of donated money to charities and funding the emergency services while working for one. Not buying a tool belt of gadgets and a cape. Batman is simply a buff Bill Gates.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He doesn't fight because he's bored, he fights because no one else will.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yet he works WITH the police and other groups like them a lot... Yeah no one else will fight a man in make up with elaborate plans to kill us all with farts in jars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Farts in jars? Please, send me the link to that particular plot line.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The joker and his want to use gases to kill people is what I am refering to. Batmans enemies are cheesier then christian cover songs of pop music.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cheesy? I realize that it isn't the comics, but have you seen "The Dark Knight?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could take it less serious then the 80's Batman when he and The Joker have a surf off. Couldn't watch it all as was so uninterested in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what I'm hearing is not that Batman is cheesy, it's just that you're not into superheroes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DC offer some good heros, as a child I was more of a Marvel fan, Spiderman obsessed. I have just never rated Batman as even when a little kid I saw him for what he was. A rich man with no hobby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He fights also because his parents died

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd start by learning how to spelling....

by Anonymous 13 years ago