+1,302 Whenever you see "199_" ending a username or email, you assume that's the year the person was born in, when in reality it could be the number of kittens they've eaten, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

2146.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the only problem is that number can fluxuate vfairly regularly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit, you caught me! I was trying to keep this habit to myself... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We wouldn't have caught you at all if you didn't make that mediocre comment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As said on profile page: "being a dick doesn't make you cool."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Was that really needed? Mama always said, if you don't have anything nice to say. Then don't say anything at all

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So you're saying that I should keep my opinions to myself on a site that encourages sharing them?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

no im just saying that there is always a way to be nice to your fellow amiwirters. She hadn't provoked you and you didn't really state an opinion with any value other than blunt negativity.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think it's time for you to "practice what you preach". Also, there's limitations to this website. You shouldn't just go out and say whatever the fuck you want. There's always a line that you shouldn't cross. The act of courtesy should always be put into the back of your mind.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good job, Montana. I would have said the same thing! Sometimes, you need to be a dick

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well fuck. Finally someone who understands me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the number of joints they smoked today...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm not sure if I am sleep deprived, or if I actually find this fall-out-of-my-chair hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kittens....EATEN? (cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Is this you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and the ears, and the whiskers, and the nose... OMG CRYING.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

she didnt get any responses, did she?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm pretty sure she's a troll. There's a Songify This version that is quite entertaining. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahahah! Or just a number in the 90s at the end! This reminded me of this posttt :) http://amirite.net/627426

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did you happen to write that post?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If I had wrote it, wouldn't I want to claim it? -_- skeptics these days...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not if you were promoting it...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well I am not MissAlwaysRite, so take it or leave it haha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't know. You seem a lot like her.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well if you're wondering, this magical little 95 at the end of my username is the year I emerged from my mother's vagina. Just so there's no confusion.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

pics or gtfo

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I..I...I don't think I have pics. Oh god the birthers are coming. Someone get me my long form birth certificate. I swear I was born.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

there's no number at the end of my name because the number of pussies i've eaten exceeds the character limit cool

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Slut

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So they haven't eaten more than 2000 kittens? Pathetic.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's obviously a joke. Everyone's eaten more than 2000 kittens.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I eat that many kittens every week... :/

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I used to be runner1941 for my fastest 5k time... People must have thought I was an old creeper..... Dang it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

your 5k time was 1941 minutes? Did you crawl it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Colons weren't allowed... :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But in all seriousness, that's a really good time.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I ran 5 miles in that time smirk

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd have to change my username a lot then...

by Anonymous 11 years ago