I love you Box.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You made an account for a box? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not an account. I am a Box.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once I realized that box posted this I instantly YYA'd it. <3 Box.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why thank you :) I also happen to enjoy Amish Pancakes on the rare occasion. They are difficult to come by in the Warehouse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! I have a box in my room. I put things in him. Do you know him?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His name is Tim. He was used to transport a Beretta firearm to my house.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh. Tim always had a love for firearms.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I want to be inside you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Make an account. Then we shall talk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do boxes reproduce?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They don't. They are produced.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, asexual reproduction.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Corrugated cardboard is a stiff, strong, and light-weight material made up of three layers of brown kraft paper. In 1884, Swedish chemist, Carl F. Dahl, developed a process for pulping wood chips into a strong paper that resists tearing, splitting, and bursting. He named it the kraft process because it produces a strong paper that resists tearing, splitting, and bursting. From the paper mill, rolls of kraft paper are transported to a corrugating, or converting, plant. At the plant, layers of kraft paper are crimped and glued to form corrugated cardboard, which is then cut, printed, folded, and glued to make boxes. At the beginning of this process, kraft rolls from the paper mill are loaded into a huge machine called a corrugator. A typical corrugator is as long as a football field—300 feet (91.44 meters). Some rolls of kraft paper are used as the corrugating medium, and others are used as liners, the layers of kraft paper glued on each side of the medium. Aft...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@770521 (shorkian): the corrugator has heated, glued, and pressed the kraft paper to form corrugated cardboard, the continuous sheet of cardboard is cut into wide box blanks that then go to other machines for printing, cutting, and gluing. Finally, batches of finished boxes are banded together for shipping to the food processor, toy maker, automobile parts distributor, or any of the thousands of businesses that depend on corrugated cardboard packaging. Raw Materials Fast-growing pine trees provide the primary raw material used to make corrugated cardboard. The largest packaging companies own thousands of acres of land where trees are matured, harvested, and replaced with seedlings. After the trees are harvested, they are stripped of their limbs; only the trunks will be shipped by truck to a pulp mill. The largest packaging companies also own the mills where trees are converted to kraft paper. At the mill, the harvested tree trunks are subjected to the kraft proce

by Anonymous 13 years ago

paper to form corrugated cardboard, the continuous sheet of cardboard is cut into wide box blanks that then go to other machines for printing, cutting, and gluing. Finally, batches of finished boxes are banded together for shipping to the food processor, toy maker, automobile parts distributor, or any of the thousands of businesses that depend on corrugated cardboard packaging. Raw Materials Fast-growing pine trees provide the primary raw material used to make corrugated cardboard. The largest packaging companies own thousands of acres of land where trees are matured, harvested, and replaced with seedlings. After the trees are harvested, they are stripped of their limbs; only the trunks will be shipped by truck to a pulp mill. The largest packaging companies also own the mills where trees are converted to kraft paper. At the mill, the harvested tree trunks are subjected to the kraft process, also known as the sulfate process because of the chemicals used to break

by Anonymous 13 years ago

down wood chips into fibrous pulp. After pulping and other processing, the fibers are sent directly to the paper machine where they are formed, pressed, dried, and rolled into the wide, heavy rolls of kraft paper sent to corrugating plants to be made into cardboard. At the corrugating plant, only a few other raw materials are needed to make a finished box. Corn starch glue is used to bond the corrugated medium to the liner sheets. Because so much glue is used, rail cars or large tanker trucks deliver it as a dry powder that will be stored in huge silos at the corrugating plant until it is needed. Drawn from the silo, the dry corn starch is mixed with water and other chemicals and pumped into the corrugator to be spread on the corrugated medium as the layers of liner are added. Other raw materials are used to finish the corrugated cardboard after production. Waxes made from paraffin or vegetable oils can be applied to make a water- or grease-resistant container for

by Anonymous 13 years ago

food products. Brightly colored inks are also applied to create bold graphic designs for self-supporting displays featuring product name, information, and company name and logo. Teams of salespeople and designers work together to create the manufacturing and printing patterns, called dies, that are used to cut and print a specific box design. The dies are created in a pattern shop and transferred to the rotary die-cutting equipment and printers that finish the box blanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and that's how I was born!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I apologize for the wall of text. It was also how many of my friends were born. As well as myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

holiday season*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Grammar mole): Well, in the Warehouse, we treat it as a respected holiday, thus it is capatalized.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^ the Box wins

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just follow these steps. 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is considered a horrendous act in our community. But makes for a funny song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am sad. Why nope?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

d'aww Box, you're such a card. :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Box you are just so useful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As are Wrist Watches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago