+1,296 Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants come down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. You pull it out and it starts to sag... Oops! It's not what you think, it's a Lipton Tea Bag! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This whole thing is obviously taking about a penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Derp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i didn't know you pulled down your pants to drink tea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must be American then, we Brits always do!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know where I'm moving to ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-_- This would be funny if it could actually be applied to a Lipton tea bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Minus the first part, I lold.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe tea bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pure genius!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's Cool to me

by Anonymous 9 years ago

It was Cool to me

by Anonymous 9 years ago

It was Cool me

by Anonymous 9 years ago

i seriously thought it was a dick but since i know so much about tea i drink it almost every day so then i got the memo

by Anonymous 9 years ago