+222 If someone insults you, don't fight back. Surprise them with a compliment. They'll shut up, get pissed off, and you get the credit for doing the right thing, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or, punch a motherfucker.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"You're a cum-guzzling whore and you smell like an abortion!" "Oh yeah, well I like your shoes."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

^ hahhaha I agree. This method works in theory but it really just sounds stupid when you actually do it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If by stupid you mean totally freakin awesome. Hahaha

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"smell like an abortion" Haha if someone said that to me I'd honestly not know how to interpret that, more or less react accordingly.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My favorite idea was on another post. Just look at them like you're confused and say, "Okay?" And then turn away. They'll be embarrassed because it's like it didn't effect you at all and you're still the good guy because you didn't step down to their level.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like being passive aggressive would give them some amount of satisfaction and also isn't really the right thing to do. I'd rather act like I don't care if I don't, or if it does bother me, let them know in the least childish way possible. Or possibly be sarcastic if the situation calls for it and it wouldn't sound stupid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago