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You have sexual fantasies as you're going to bed at night, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
and throughout the day
by Anonymous11 years ago
It's so uncomfortable!
by Anonymous11 years ago
Really? I think it's the most comfortable time to have sexual fantasies. You know, as opposed to funerals, and interviews and exams and such.
by Anonymous11 years ago
They're usually most intense when I'm alone and not really doing anything except trying to go to sleep. I end up all turned on and it's just annoying.
Dick: Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
Me: No, Dick, I have to sleep.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Aaah I know how you feel...
But for some reason I have the most intense fantasies during exams, which means I can't concentrate on anything.
Exam: What is the volume and mass of the cross-section?
Me: Just a second I'm gonna cum
by Anonymous11 years ago
That's when I furiously wank it until my arms fall off.
by Anonymous11 years ago
Most of mine are during the day.. Most inconvenient
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