+181 Fact: Glenn Beck was around in 1990. Fact: Girls were around in 1990. Fact: Rape and Murder was around in 1990, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fact: You are dumb

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can you prove to me you are not participating in a gang-rape with underage Canadian boys as you type your response?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW? OH NOES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd beleive that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but what you "beleive" doesn't hold any countenance, as you believe in things with less logic than this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it on teh Internetz1!!!11 Duhhh he dosn't deny it does he?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I formally accuse Obama of setting a man on fire three years ago. He hasn't denied omg he did it!! Listen to your ridiculous logic. Think about the uproar if he publicly denied it. Seriously, use your brain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is a sarcastic slander using Glenn Beck's own tactics and logic that he uses against not only Obama but other politicians and conspiracy theories... Hope I have enlightened you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8R2PDmbmA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn what satire is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Glenn Beck is like an annoying older brother. The only way to get him to stop is to ignore him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While he's raping your earhole... (or in the girls case, her butthole)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, OP, systematically execute middle-aged teachers whose weights exceed one-hundred fifty pounds. Is there any evidence that you didn't? Do you deny these claims?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think OP was being sarcastic, though. (I suppose you are, too?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls were around in 1990? That's news to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Glenn Beck is like Satan's mentally retarded younger brother." -Stephen King

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg...I love this quote and you. Stephen King has the best quotes, it seems, haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, he does, doesn't he? Oh and I love you too :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^_^ Now we must breed, muwahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahhahaha excellent!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is a joke. Glenn Beck makes claims based on evidence all the time. If you think the OP is being serious, you are dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw something like this involving polar bears and lefties.

by Anonymous 13 years ago