Give Bo Burnham some credit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*(Credit to Bo Burnham) Better?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Word,word,words

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Word,word,words

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe if that girl was u ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, stop being a creeper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Word,word,words

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had to read that out loud to get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i got it when i read in my mind, but then i had to read it out loud to make sure haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You worded it wrong but whatev.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80. like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. i'm a gay sea otter. i blow other dudes out of the water. i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly like an arctic puffin, puffin whacky tobaccy hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki and i've been rockin this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era. i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up. a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. hungry hungry hippocrite. i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day, but she wa

by Anonymous 13 years ago

s dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA We ballin, asian, Wii bowling, prostate cancer semi-colin, find the hole like i'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing mocking. cry like a child would, you raped my childhood just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon. to relax my mind i take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen i'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider, fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis i spit godl bars cause I was molested by my uncle midas gay dads blow pops another sucker oedipus was the first mutherfucker! I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite. hungry hungry hippocrite I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrte We the people of the USA Jose, we're not talkin to you, esse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, i just down voted this because i will never drink apple cider again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude being unoriginal shouldnt make homepage. anyone can quote somoene with talent... this is wat makes amirite shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not everything on amirite has to be original. I've never seen this before, and if this guy never shared it, I probably never would have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girl* (: and thanks. I didn't word it exactly like it is in the song, but I crack up everytime I hear it and wanted to share it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's Bo, you. And he's obviously funnier and more creative than you. (and the greatest rapper ever)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its just natz. She knows im just fuckin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BO BURNHAM!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that made me lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bo Burnham FTW!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We, the people of the USA, Jose, we ain't talking to you esse We of a border in order to keep you out That's what my NYU essay's about Cuz we're: xenophobic warrior princess Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest? I want you! To smell my finger, does my nephew's scent still linger? And we're: south of queers, north of hell The queer ones sucked and the brown ones smelled, we, guard the border and we guard it well, But some slip through the cracks in the liberty bell Did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey You better let that rock go Cuz in real life, Goliath wins, and then sells all the silk that the widow spins CHORUS bitches and hoes...bo's hoes, oh! Bitches and hoes.. Bitches, hoes The bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist, bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist

by Anonymous 13 years ago