+362 I went through airport security today, so it's official: I'm no longer a virgin, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS !!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very true. I assume you mean you got the new patdown. creepy, huh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is the new patdown?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with you on that... what's the new patdown?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They caught some guy with explosives in his briefs, so now they pat your crotch to make sure you aren't carrying any weapons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They touched your junk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago