+101 Jesus died, then came back to life three days later. He's a zombie, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wasn't it two days ?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It is three because of the Jewish tradition of beginning the day at sundown. Jesus died before sundown on a Friday (one), was dead all of Saturday (two), and rose Sunday morning (three)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

either way yes he is a zombie.... And i believe that is the first recorded case of a zombie... Christianity... Just like a zombie outbreak...they try to convert every one

by Anonymous 14 years ago

zombies are dead fag...he came back to *life* key word there buddy

by Anonymous 13 years ago