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Jesus died, then came back to life three days later. He's a zombie, amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Wasn't it two days ?
by Anonymous14 years ago
It is three because of the Jewish tradition of beginning the day at sundown. Jesus died before sundown on a Friday (one), was dead all of Saturday (two), and rose Sunday morning (three)
by Anonymous14 years ago
either way yes he is a zombie.... And i believe that is the first recorded case of a zombie... Christianity... Just like a zombie outbreak...they try to convert every one
by Anonymous14 years ago
zombies are dead fag...he came back to *life* key word there buddy
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