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  • Topics:Fun / Jokes
  • Featured on the home page on Nov 18th 2010
  • Post Of The Day on Dec 1st 2010

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A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?

Top Comment

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Not the same joke, but it fits.

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Stepharoo Stepharoo

Comments

Love it.

+1111 Reply

Jen

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Not the same joke, but it fits.

+8384112 Reply

Stepharoo Stepharoo

In response to “It is funny because the squirrel gets dead...

I was totally thinking of that!

+33 Reply

bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

'the owl eats the squirrel' are you sure?

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Anonymous

POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

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Anonymous

In response to “POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps...

a line with a negative slope.

+38391 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “a line with a negative slope.

(Chauncy Pickles): Yea that thingy mic bobber.

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Anonymous

In response to “(Chauncy Pickles): Yea that thingy mic bobber.

'thingy mcbobber, thingy mc'bobber, thingy mc bobber' are all acceptable as bad jokes, but 'mic bobber' is definitely not

+2626 Reply

Qorbyn Qorbyn

In response to “POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps...

No offense to the person who made this post, but I honestly do not consider this to be "post of the day" material. At most, this post is good enough to be displayed on the home page in my opinion.

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Shadi Shadi

In response to “No offense to the person who made this post...

(Chauncy Pickles): i liked it

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BaconIsGoodForMe BaconIsGoodForMe

In response to “(Chauncy Pickles): i liked it

Ha, everyone who voted up your comment voted down the other person's comment.

+14151 Reply

JustClickYesAlready JustClickYesAlready

In response to “POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps...

i think this is a new low for the naysayers on POTD quality. really? like a negative slope?

yonder mother is like said negative slope, she keeps on going down.. on me.

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Ross Ross

In response to “i think this is a new low for the naysayers...

I am sure your mother would be proud of you for using a poor example of dialect if she wasn't so busy pleasing me sexually.

+131742 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I am sure your mother would be proud of you...

(Chauncy Pickles): why would she please you? you know my mom is kind of like you in a way.. while you can't stand below average POTD's, my mom can't stand below average ****... kind of like yours

+473 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “(Chauncy Pickles): why would she please you?...

Stop staring at my crotch, creep!

022 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps...

Go find a better post to be POTD, then find one for EVERY SINGLE DAY. This is a good post, get over yourself. With all that energy you just spent coming up with that amazing analogy, I'm sure you could have posted something better instead.

+343511 Reply

Max Max

My mind just went flip-flopped. I read it as "the squirrel beats the owl" like with a stick or something, but then I reread it and saw my mistake. The end.

+2424 Reply

Deadpool Deadpool

OMG OMG POST OF THE DAY SUCKS! WTH ANTHONY SHHDBDJJ
Now that's out of the way, no one else comment about it

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IamProbablyaNinja

In response to “OMG OMG POST OF THE DAY SUCKS! WTH ANTHONY...

I've already heard that joke and that won't stop anybody...

+2222 Reply

mouse4216

In response to “Too late.

Oh...

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IamProbablyaNinja

In response to “OMG OMG POST OF THE DAY SUCKS! WTH ANTHONY...

Yea..no... you're probably not a ninja

+1616 Reply

SuddenEpiphany SuddenEpiphany

These are my favorite kind of jokes. Set-up and reversal (y)

+54551 Reply

Rocky Rocky

Yessssss I love this.

-11 Reply

Malmo Malmo

A realist joke. How adequate

+2828 Reply

BaconIsGoodForMe BaconIsGoodForMe

I don't get it

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LoveLove77

In response to “I don't get it

It sets you up to think something funny is going to be said or happen between the owl and the squirrel, but then takes a turn towards realism and is like "uh owls and squirrels don't talk. The owl ate it. That's it."

+22231 Reply

SillyBanana SillyBanana

This is great... lol. I love it. So gonna be my Facebook status!!! Lol.

+11 Reply

Richard Richard

In response to “This is great... lol. I love it. So gonna...



so pretictable

+11 Reply

anonymous

The scenario presented in this POTD is ironic. No one argue with me, I'm right.

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Anonymous

In response to “The scenario presented in this POTD is...

HAHA
the scenario present is in no way ironic. it is EXACTLY what an average person WOULD expect. the joke, however, is very ironic.
p//N3c| n00|3

+1212 Reply

LonelyIsland LonelyIsland

Now that children, is what REAL irony is.

+363 Reply

Aphrodite Aphrodite

Oh gosh, I don't get it... Help?

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Anonymous

In response to “(ono)

Okay?

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track_star

In response to “Okay?

(ono) x2

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Anonymous

In response to “(ono) x2

Real mature.

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track_star

In response to “Real mature.

(ono) x3

+6711 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “(ono)

HOW DID YOU DO THAT SMILEY THING? SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK...

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SavannahStar1010 SavannahStar1010

Anonymous

Gotta love anti humor....

+77 Reply

wishfulthinking wishfulthinking

this is one of the few really good posts of the day. love it:)

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annacb annacb

This post reminds me of when MLIA was actually cool.

+2323 Reply

StickCaveman StickCaveman

Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's had a POTD. :P

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Rebel Rebel

In response to “Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's...

Thanks Peter! Aren't you friends with other mods?? And finally I'm someone who's had a POTD. :P < Even more tongue than yours...

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Yay Donna! Now I'm friends with someone who's...

So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not good enough for you? (crying)

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Max Max

In response to “So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not...

It probably wasn't good enough. Peter thinks he's cooler than all of us with his Canadianness and his Star Wars toys... that jerk.

+66 Reply

bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “So, are we not friends, or was my POTD not...

Max, we're not the kind of friends that Donna and I are. (hello)

+552 Reply

Rebel Rebel

In response to “Max, we're not the kind of friends that Donna...

Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with pretty much every single girl on the whole site? (d)

+442 Reply

Max Max

In response to “Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with...

Actually Donna and I are something more. We share a mutual love of Star Wars and Brand New.

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Rebel Rebel

In response to “Oh you mean the kind of friends you are with...

Haha... When I was reading your comment, I was gonna say, "NO! Say it ain't so! Peter's and my relationship isn't SPECIAL?!!"... and then I saw his comment... so.. HA. ;D

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Haha... When I was reading your comment, I...

I'll just go cry in the corner over here then.

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Max Max

There hasn't been a POTD this good in a while, great job!

+55 Reply

Samira Samira

In response to “There hasn't been a POTD this good in a...

Well thank you. But I suppose the praise should really be going to the mods or whoever chose this since I had no say in making this POTD. Although, I don't oppose... ;D

+44 Reply

bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

I laughed out loud. And I don't do that often! Lol. By the way, what is a PTOD?

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SavannahStar1010 SavannahStar1010

In response to “I laughed out loud. And I don't do that...

Post Of The Day

+33 Reply

Stwentytwo Stwentytwo

In response to “I laughed out loud. And I don't do that...

POTD. Post of the day.

+22 Reply

OptimusBeyonce OptimusBeyonce

In response to “I laughed out loud. And I don't do that...

Prehistoric Otherworld Turkey-Demon.

+38389 Reply

Chromana

In response to “Prehistoric Otherworld Turkey-Demon.

I think your answer wins. :)

+33 Reply

SavannahStar1010 SavannahStar1010

anti-joke.com ftw!

+22 Reply

Shortstopmwd Shortstopmwd

I don't get it? O.O

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MikePullam

I don't understand how this could be post of they day. UHHh

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pageand42 pageand42

In response to “I don't understand how this could be post of...

Either Anthony or Chromana clicked a button that put it in the queue to be the post of the day one day, and that day happened to be today.

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Rebel Rebel

I don't understand why this post is so great. It's just stating obvious facts.

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Summerstar Summerstar

In response to “I don't understand why this post is so great...

That's exactly why it is great.

+1414 Reply

Taz Taz

Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz xplain?!?!

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Luv2golf42897 Luv2golf42897

In response to “Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz...

seriously or are you joking? because if you are serious i fell sorry for you

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thee

In response to “seriously or are you joking? because if you...

no I seriously don't get it Some1 xplain!!!!

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Luv2golf42897 Luv2golf42897

In response to “Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz...

Learn to speak English first

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Treehugger Treehugger

In response to “Learn to speak English first

i kno how 2 speak ** English dumb ** it's call abbreviating

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Luv2golf42897 Luv2golf42897

In response to “i kno how 2 speak **** English dumb ****...

That is not abbreviating. I'm not being a grammar natzi, just that's bad

+561 Reply

Treehugger Treehugger

In response to “Ugh dis sux i don't get it will some1 plz...

it is simply the circle of life.

+442 Reply

Statefarm

I would suggest that those who come here to understand the joke at least read some of the comments to see if it has already has been explained.

Protip: it has. Ad nauseum. Scroll up, it's near the top.

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WryVendor WryVendor

Toy Story 2 was okay.

+77 Reply

WillAkana WillAkana

In response to “Toy Story 2 was okay.

?

+231 Reply

bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “?

I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful board of discussion.

+55 Reply

WillAkana WillAkana

In response to “I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful...

Ahhh. Ok. I thought you were saying I stole this from Toy Story 2 or something... and I was like, "... no? Did not steal it from anywhere and it wasn't even in TS2." But cool. And Toy Story 2 was amazing.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “I just wanted to be a part of this wonderful...

DEMETRI MARTIN!! Caught that :)

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mchristie mchristie

In response to “DEMETRI MARTIN!! Caught that :)

Wait... sorry... what?

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

In response to “Wait... sorry... what?

Demetri Martin was tired of people writing eccentric things on bathroom walls like "STAR WARS IS THE **** BEST!!!", etc., so he simply wrote, "Toy Story 2 was okay". And it kind of starting this mini meme where people write there where there are eccentric comments like "THIS POTD SUCKS" or something.

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mchristie mchristie

In response to “Demetri Martin was tired of people writing...

Ahhhhh. Very funny. I haven't seen that! I love Demetri Martin.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess OP

Its potd cuz its funny you tards .

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Anonymous

i know your all gonna say i'm stupid or something, but i don't care. i don't get why the holocaust part is funny. do you guys think jews dying is okay? its not a joke. WTF.

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jewsarepeopletoo

In response to “i know your all gonna say i'm stupid or...

You're stupid or something

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adam adam

Literal win

+55 Reply

IWANTURPEANUTS IWANTURPEANUTS

When I started reading this my mind sang "Squirrel and owl sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

+771 Reply

Anonymous

i still don't get it, even after i've read where people have said that they don't get it and people have explained it to them....

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OMGGzzZZz

In response to “i still don't get it, even after i've read...

its suppose to be a joke for realists

+22 Reply

thee

In response to “(ono)

its dumb.

-22 Reply

OMGGzzZZz

In response to “its dumb.

i believe the word your looking for is funny.

+441 Reply

thee

OMGGzzZZz

In response to “notttt.

whatever. just trying to help you while you are in this state of confusion

0 Reply

thee

In response to “whatever. just trying to help you while you...

weellllll thank you then kind person. this is just a dumb joke, just sayin.

-22 Reply

OMGGzzZZz

In response to “weellllll thank you then kind person. this is...

i take it you are not a realist. because it is funny if you were

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thee

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