Your worst nightmare is a burglar coming in while you're having sex. Not only do you have to go downstairs naked, but in the case of the men, you have to explain that the erection isn't for them, amirite?

+294 Your worst nightmare is a burglar coming in while you're having sex. Not only do you have to go downstairs naked, but in the case of the men, you have to explain that the erection isn't for them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would grab a weapon and charge. A likely sweaty, nude, erect man charging me with a weapon would probably be disorienting on top of intimidating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jizz on them and be like "GTFO OUT OF MY HOUSE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

try to buttrape them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or you could say that it is for them, and they'd flee, quickly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they came into the room while you were fucking someone, I don't think you have to explain why you have a boner...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like no matter what, a mom walking in is still worse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless its a girl burgler [;

by Anonymous 13 years ago