+1,017 Guys: You find it really hard not to tell girls the huge secret about penises that we can never let them know. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shhhh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really Hard...;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what she said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you mean how they can be unscrewed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wtf, flag this. This shit is supposed to be unspoken of.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, we all ready know that boys like to have penis rubbing parties! Its no big secret!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no we don't, that's a fire hazard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah rubbing wood together tends to start fires

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that is homosexual last time i checked a majority of guys were straight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was this supposed to be funny?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how the score on that comment is 69 :DD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell yeah! Wait... :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls: It's funny that guys think we don't know the secret, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha yes! They think they've been hiding it all along.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahaah, yya.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TO THE MAN CAVE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have many secrets that guys don't know about. They really don't realize how cluless they are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, no. We know you bleed once a month...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what YOU think heh heh heh....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know that YOU'RE clueless if you misspelled "clueless."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is coming from a 15 year old. You still don't know what a penis is, silly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Transvestites: You feel left out, right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys: We'll tell you our secret if you tell us yours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no thanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pfft, we know your secret. We know everything about girls. How? Porn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we'll even settle for just Victoria's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

victoria's secret is that it was started by a man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Back then, Victoria just went by Victor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YYA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tell me your secrets! ʘ‿ʘ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

does it have something to do with this post being in the "food" category... ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just noticed that a few seconds ago too... This has me somewhat concerned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk, but if there is really a secret, which I doubt... I'm, shamefully, dyinggggggggg to know now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha me too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Oh BABY!): Hi jesse!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Food for the head, if you know what I mean?hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually just used the secret a few minutes ago. It was an amazing experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I want to know the secret. Or do I? Maybe I don't... Uuuh. GIRLS POOP TOO!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone explain please? i get it a little but i just wanna make sure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't get what we don't know. Sadface.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

explain please?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. That would be unacceptable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're an asshole

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*You're an asshole who understands this post, unlike me. I think this is what you meant to say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol nice attempt at being funny, sorry that was just fail love yours truly, Anonymous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The fact that you still use "fail" is a fail all in itself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LAME comeback no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I keep seeing this +1 on your comments, and I can't help but think that you're voting your own comments up just to make yourself feel good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:] I love this fight and your fail comebacks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono You're using that word again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the internet, Get used to it dumbass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I had not heard that word for a while before you said it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you want me to use? "deterred sucess"? Get used to it unless you hate that word because it inspires some insecurity in yourself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have to use a synonym phrase of the word fail; you could use a number of different adjectives instead. The way in which you used that word does not elicit insecurity in me, for you simply sounded immature and rather stupid. If I fail a goal that actually means something to me, then I would lose some self-esteem, as would any other normal person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its funny how on this post everyone knows what it is but on the girls post everyones like IM A GIRL WHAT IS IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's so awesome that the ripoff post got deleted!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@OtherGirls: There's really no secret! They're just trying to make us jealous... but we're not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If that's what you want to believe, then sure let's pretend that there's no secret. But you know that you're curious too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WOAH! Dude! How did you come up with that brilliant idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously, keep thinking that. Tell everyone you know. We want that rumor to be spread.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mwahahahahahaha... Girls you fail, We're the beastliest. because you girls don't know what we're talking about! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just... No...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, you can unscrew your penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you some kind of mutant or something? That's not the secret we're talking about...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shhhhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhh so is that where dildos come from? you guys just screw them off and give them to women who cant get laid charity?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's times like this I really wish I was transgendered.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, boys don't know about the girl code or anything, so it's pretty balenced.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kinda sad but we do...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohh, you must be talking about the code that the boys think they know, to throw you guys off and stu...I've said too much

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know girls' secret. They don't pee out their vagina. They pee out their buttholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

girls don't pee out their vaginas. Lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we dont pee out of our buttholes either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly the answer is, we don't pee in general :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Rawr :D): if you don't, then why the heck is the woman's bathroom always have a line? What do you really do in there.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@830326 (Sully): Do you REALLY want to know? ... it's... a... SECRET!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

every sink is a magical portal to Vagiland, a land where only women are allowed. It is filled with dark chocolate, and fuzzy blankets, and no men. The reason there is always a line is that some women are selfish and take more than the allotted 5 minutes per visit, because it's so awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fail if you actually think that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If they knew it would ruin everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude. wtf, why did you even make this post? keep that stuff on the down low

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My boyfriend told me that secret 2 months ago. I was kinda creeped out at first. Then I used it to my advantage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trust me, he used a decoy. No guy would EVER share the secret with a women. It's just too big of a deal and would guarantee that no guy ever gets pussy again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know... If I were a girl, I couldn't use it to my advantage. Frankly, I'd never be able to look at a guy the same way again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what was it??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the secret? :]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhh... Even after reading the 42 comments I'm still lost... If I ask super nicely can I hear the secret...? (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Gaarrett... Tehhe(:): Throughout all time, the secret has never been released. Do you think we'd give it out now?! This is like, more secretive than M16 or area 51.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm sure you mean MI6 not M16

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what they want you to think...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Gaarrett... Tehhe(:): The secret can only be shared once you give us the ability to have multiple orgasms

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Gaarrett... Tehhe(:): Relax. There is no secret (: Of course now someone will say something along the lines of: "Yeah, good. That's what we want you to think!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love all the misleading comments by the guys and the girls who claim they know, but all us guys know the truth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's kind of a wonder that no one ever let's it slip out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe "lets it slip out"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touché boys, touché. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Douche girls, Douche. That is to the ones with nasty vaginas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAH you said hard while talking about penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmbo best conments ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"lmbo" lmao

by Anonymous 12 years ago

comments* lol@spearmintmilk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If anyone tells the secret, I swear i'm coming to your house and removing your secret!!!! With great penis comes great responsibility

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fell out of my seat reading that!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just thank you, that made my night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is this 'big secret', and how did all the males in the world manage to keep it too them selves?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because television exploits girls too much that is getting easier and easier to figure everything out but they don't care enough to exploit boys in that way also girls are more likely to spill the beans then guys

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a secret..? God damn it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are to be severely punished and exiled from bromankind... I shall assemble the council.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think this can only be decided by Brohammad Ali and Broses

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, they are members of the council along with me. In my most recent assignment, I was dispatched to write a report on whether or not Noshavember applies to pubic hair. After exhaustive research, I determined that it does, but there can be an exemption if the guy is being laid regularly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I concur

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just so you know, the next time we meet is to discuss the Code.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I must not have gotten the planner yet. We'll probably just take care of all the business that has piled up since the las meeting in '98 after we take care of HotKoolAid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The rooster is in the nest. and about the code, some drunk ass mofo thought it was okay to include this in the Code. "22) There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my YOU! No bro would ever have proposed that! There can only be one explanation - A ho has infiltrated the council! Damn, bow we're gonna have to set up another purge... This hasn't happened since that meeting in Athens after the first dildo was invented. We were in the middle of a decision when a queef was heard. The riots lasted for days...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We lost many great bro's in those riots.....a moment of silence please...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you mean Barney Stinson? (or however you spell his name) I read that in his book

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you serious?! The media better not get wind of this... Any last words?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa, slow down with the last words stuff, the council hasn't even met yet. You should consider this a great honor, HotKoolAid. The council hasn't met to ban anyone since 1998, where the inventor or viagra was impeached and exiled. The last time before that was the emergency session that convened in the wake of the the Great Orgasm Famine of 1872. Yes, the council has only met a few times since its formation in 69 A.D. This is a very special occasion indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will have to correct you, the first council was assembled in 2385 BC to discuss what to call the male genitalia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, yeah, you're right I always forget about that meeting because back then we didn't have to keep it secret, since woman knew their place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, damn, I wish I was a guy so I could join in on this fun reminiscing, but sadly, I am but a girl. And I NEVER want to find out. *shivers* Keep doin' yo thing, guys!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, she came and bitched at me on my wall for getting her post deleted; as if I'm the only one that would report an obvious repost where she went to the original post to beg for homepage votes!! So pathetic. Oh, and then she's like "I didn't steal it" ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I tell all of my girl friends and every girl that asks, because I'm gay and it doesn't matter if they know or not 'cause I'm not even going to be fucking them anyways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl...tell me please?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That doesn't matter! You can't risk the fate of all the others! Don't be selfish, think of the straight people! I'm gay too, but I'd never betray my comrades!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Comrades". Lul FUCK MY COMRADES. I'M A TRAITOR.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what is it??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you tell her we will chop your penis off with a sword infested with AIDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is gay. He probably already has AIDS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's ok brother, we must hold strong against the traitors and feminine seductresses, they must not weaken our resolve.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what are you talking about? Gays don't get told the secret.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, yeah we do, dipshit. U JUST MAD, LOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this POTD. It's better than some of the other ones we've been having lately. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If the secret got out then World War III would start

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I immediately started trying to imagine what exactly would go down (no pun intended ...I think). Either women against men for the secret, or men against women for withholding sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BECAUSE THIS POST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH COMMENTS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you decide to just skip to the bottom of the comments, i would just like to inform you that absolutely nothing of interest goes on above. the secret is not revealed. just trying to save you 15 minutes of reading nothing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I would have read this before I read all the other comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even though i know there's no secret, i still have the secret fear that it really does exist... and that makes me really want to find out what it is! but i know there isn't one...right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Keep telling yourself that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course not! There's no secret...honest...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha the antispam thing was 'grain of salt' as in... you need to take this with a grain of salt :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shh! My wife might see this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O_O Now I need to know...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We arent supposed to let them know!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i want to agree since it's a funny post, but i can't, because i don't have a penis. damn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahhahaha sucks for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sucks hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What in the world is a penis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who ever posted this obviously doesn't know the real secret! One of the secrets of the REAL secret is never to let anyone else know that there is a secret in the first place! OH CRAP.....I HAVE SAID TO MUCH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm starting to wonder if there really is a secret at all!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh but there is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shhh...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow you would not believe the shit i've been googling trying to figure this out too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im a girl and what is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

something that you shall never find out

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I named my penis Golbat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dunno....I'm a girl and even if there is a huge secret, I'm really not bothered about it :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm going to find out, one way or another. d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm 12 and I know what this is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just learn what that little appendage down there is, little Conner?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@828706 (ConnorK): Is there even a secret?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am a guy and I don't even recognize, because there is like 8 secrets I keep away. (does it rhyme with shrlinkage?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it rhymes with don'tfuckingtellthemthesecretorwe'll"disappear"you-ay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aah, ladies, if only you had a penis, you would know... O_O Wait, the fuck, why would I want you to have a penis?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're interested in transvestites? o_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's just weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm 12 and wut is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post with these comments in combination are actually the funniest things to ever have been on this website also NIEY MECD SAWRT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd just like to say that it can't be any grosser than periods, and guys still fuck girls in spite of the fact that we get one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes! So why can't we know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you might think that, but just like 100 comments have said "its a secret". NIEY MECD SAWRT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well periods are more nataural so it is easier to cope with it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but penises are natural too...and periods are fucking disgusting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@829036 (stacilovesyou): i meant natuaral in the sense of it is more well known

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you're saying that this big secret isn't natural? What, does everyone now have a robotic dick?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol I love your reply.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't but i am not checking every guy's pants

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NIEY MECD SAWRT!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls: You find it really hard not to tell guys the huge secret about vaginas that we can never let them know. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are so dumb. I know the secret

by Anonymous 13 years ago

of course you do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys: It's funny how girls pretend that they know the secret, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

emphazies on pretend

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one know the secret and no girls will ever know it so girls go fuck yourselves

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The one on Mondays or Thursdays?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those rules only apply in Canada

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhg, those rules suck! One of the reasons I wish I was American

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what about the sign?! Europe, Asia, and Spain...right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God Damn it! You are not supposed to speak of this! We all know what happened to the last guy that tried to reveal the secret.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alas. Poor Yurik. I knew him well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In America.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"In Canada." Fix'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we ALL know what happened to the last women who found out... Poor Amelia Earhart....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Men,stay true to your oaths. LONG LIVE BROMANKIND!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet there is no secret

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i bet you 10 dollars there is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

billions of tax dollars are spent every year to make sure you keep thinking that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still don't believe it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lets just say. 9.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well aren't you clever.. haha. Even though I'm sure there is no secret, I'm still very curious as to what this nonexistant secret is...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guys can give themselves anal. and do. toogether. in an orgie,

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's no secret. There are tons of porno out there of this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My favorite part of this has to be how all the men are going along with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course we are! It's true!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shhhh...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys think you're all that cause you can pee with your penises!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no that is common sense if you think that it is a secret go back to pre-school

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you think that was serious, go back to being born.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually i learned about sarcasm in 1st grade so i would go back to kindergarten

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of nice decoys posted in here. Great job guys!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe the girls will be confused for a while. Mission accomplished.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's absolutely amazing how it's been kept secret for so long. it's also pretty scary how easy it would be for just ONE person to slip up...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't gays not exist if this "code" exists? Unless homosexuality is just a decoy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop with your information giving! You will be banned from the council if you continue to speak of this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just don't understand there are so many people who hate gays because they think we should tell girls the secret, and it has caused some tension.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like that this is under "foods."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? Post of the Day? Now it's sure to be revealed. Oh shit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry. I have a super team of penis experts that are willing to keep it under "wraps" at all times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, good. Just in case, I've got some contacts in a certain "witness protection program" who could deport any girl who does manage to find out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@829374 (Curt): Ahh, remember what happened to Little Lucy? Worst week of her life, I bet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i havnt even hit puberty yet and i know the secret! all girls are newbs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GIRLS! You want the secret? Porn is the answer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to take my post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OK!! You know what, I'm just going to tell them! It's sick to hide this!! The secret is tha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*gunshot*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BroCouncil...what are your thoughts on the issue of allowing PedoBear to join the council?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's a true bro. He has the balls to get so many girls and even under aged ones!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's quite a bit of controversy about it though, because he's technically not a 'bro.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does everybody know this "secret" but me?? :O i feel left out of the inside joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I feel so left out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no idea what this is about...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have arrived to spread the news of the safekeeping of the secret! Because of this post, I have dispatched my personal guards to keep a secret watch over the members of the Bromankind! The secret shall never escape! NIEY MECD SAWRT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sir, all is clear on the western front.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I demand this allegory to be decoyed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Report back to base in 19:00 hours. CODE: 87ghkie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes sir. Code acknowledged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how this post has like 1/3 of the usual number a decent POTD has, because mostly guys are voting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im 12 years old and what is this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys: Tell a girl you aren't telling her, and then buy ear plugs. Because you will never get peace until you tell her. Girls: Hints the reason why guys do it. Just to annoy you so you complain. They know you will and laugh when you a predictable. That's why it's better to just not fight back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Huge" secret? Not likely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

blah there;s no secret people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i laugh at your ignorance

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=secrets-of-the-phallus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, if you want to get a girl pregnant, you're going to have to go deeper. CONCEPTION!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ENOUGH! If you keep teasing about the secret, someone will accidentally let it slip out!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know the secret. its that there is no secret.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(maddie.cookie<3<3): ok sure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl. I know the secret. My boyfriend told me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your boyfriend is one of many well trained operatives we send out to spread a ton of fake secrets, also he was labeled high risk so we never told him the truth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope.I KNOW the secret.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, we are under the impression that he is, in fact, a homosexual.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I'll be getting any sleep tonight since I'll be trying to figure it out D<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow.... I just read all those comments. Now I'm half convinced there is a secret. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys can feed themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

With our penises ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have girls feed us to keep the secret safe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still need to find out where girls are having these secret hot girl meetings!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Starbucks, if you want the fake ones. The REAL Hot Girls Club meetings are normally at someone's personal swimming pool. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shh... Besides, that's the second Hot Girl Club meeting place decoy ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yes. Shhhh.... I'll be at the real one. ;) Oh but I'm a girl, so I can.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. no. hot girls keep their secrets if guys won't tell theirs. rules of life. if you tell your secret, we tell ours. with a bunch of horny hot girls in a room in a meeting, there is no way one stupid little secret could prevent you from getting laid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats it. No more damn sandwiches till the secret is out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha for a second i thought it said ham sandwiches and i was like, what about all the rest of kinds of sandwiches lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think we should tell them...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes please :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. I'm sensing a large female presence in this commenter, just lemme get my ovary radar. Yup, yup, just as I suspected, female.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good thing we scones have no secrets....or genitalia for that matter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found out about the secret and now there are men in suits trying to get into my house, help me… i don't know what to do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shut up there is no secret. Fuck off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your just angry because your mom sent you to anger management the whole summer

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok fellow females: Seriously, stop getting your panties in a bunch over this. If you really want to know a secret that will make you weld your vagina together and go insane, then there's something wrong with you. Other than that, I lol'd over this entire thread of commenting. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats the secret i want to know ???? lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To all guys: To know when to put the bread in the oven, watch for the chicken to fly south at midnight.... you should all know what this means.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The secret is ... THERE IS NO SECRET D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to say that! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahaha , silly wimminz, thinking there's no secret. Just wait until the bropocalypse, everything shall be revealed then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In due time...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The fact that your penis is an everted vagina is not a secret, and whoever told it was lied.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The last leak of The Secret led to the fall of the Broman Empire!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So many damn sirens!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow this is the first POTD to ever make me actually laugh out loud. also what's NIEY MECD SAWRT?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NIEY MECD SAWRT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

should i be concerned that this is in the food category? :

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All these comments made my day. y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand. Is this sarcasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its pretty easy for us girls to keep our secret.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BAHAHAHAHA!!! With all of the reality television about girls (not to mention that a majority of girls can't keep their mouths shut), the girls' secret has been let out looong ago. However, us guys? We're just awesome like that. And I should know because I'm Mr. Awesomeness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uuuuuummmm I'm a guy and I don't even know this secret, somebody please send me a message so I may know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good cover, play dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not playing dumb, i live with like no guys in my family so i haven't heard of it yet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this post being in the food category have anything to do with it.. o_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys:The blue dog is in the chimney, I repeat, THE BLUE DOG IS IN THE CHIMNEY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(An onymous): OMG!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, the secret is that Chuck Norris isn't really a man. Sorry, but they were going to figure it out eventually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait until J.F.Kennedy sees this post, he's gonna flip!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls... call me crazy, but something tells me that the purpose of this post is to make girls curious enough about it for us to "investigate" it, if you know what I mean. In other words, they are using a mind trick to (try to) get us into their pants. Don't you just love the male population?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MEN WE HAVE A HARLEY QUINN, I REPEAT A HARLEY QUINN IN THE VICINITY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're going to have to flamingo her d

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Possibly but what a about a Backwards Seahorse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you know how dangerous those are?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but to protect bromanity it's a risk we have to take.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was reckless and irresponsible for the OP to post this. You've damned us all. I'm shaving my head and moving to Iceland. Goodbye, everyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright, here's the secret. The truth is, every guy secretlERROR INVALID RESPONSE RECEIVED

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That it shrinks in the pool?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol! It does? I never knew that...pretty sure its not the secret though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seinfeld!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jeez I used to think boys were just dumb but now I think they're just completely idiotic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear Girls of the World: YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW THE SECRET. I FOUND IT OUT AND I WAS NEVER THE SAME........ 'Tis why I'm a lesbian B)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is it ? please tell me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh this is such crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

407 comments. Wow. These comments are the most entertaining things I've ever read. On a serious note though, YOU GIRLS KNOW NOTHING! EVEN IF THERE IS A TON OF SEX CHANGES GOING ON FOR YOU 'CURIOUS' GIRLS, THEN YOU WILL STILL KNOW NOTHING. YOU WERE BORN WITH THE SECRET, AND YOU KNOW IT, OR YOU DON'T KNOW IT, AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I'm a girl and I just think this is hilarious! I've grown up with a bunch of guys as best friends and I've always found it amusing how, when faced with a situation that is "a guy thing", they will band together instantly. These girls seriously need to chill their ovaries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The secret is...!!! (internet shuts off)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just read every comment, and I still don't have a clue :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is this the secret about what your testies do during sex? thats retarded im pretty sure everyone knows that... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to give a special thanks to all boyfriends of girls on this site for distracting them from this post with Plan 49.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That the secret is that there is a string attached to each one, which holds a secret compartment to an embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob at the Christmas party?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LADIES... in order to find out the secret..... take every capitalized letter of every 4th post. Arrange those letters in alphabetical order. take out all the "E's". Now write down the name of the street you grew up on. Take each of these letters and place them individually between each letter you have already arranged... Now multiply this arrangement by two. Confused? No matter. Continue. Divide this number by your age. Now add the date to this number. Now multiply every "F" "P" and "W" by sand and you shall learn the secret.

by Anonymous 12 years ago