+637 I love parties, but I don't like pinatas. Because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, theres a donkey with some pizzazz. let's kick its ass, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, this is from Demetri Martin. So SHUTTUP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you copied it, you could've at least used proper grammar. Jeez, woman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahah! The last part made it. "hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass!" I legitimately laughed out loud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

someone used legitimately instead of legitly? EGAD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri is the best!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They fucking cancelled showing 'important things..' on E4, the only channel that showed it in the UK. It's an outrage!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol , I pronnounced "pizzazz" in my head as "pizzas" and I didn't get it.. Then I read it a few times. I got it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

muh man demetri

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it took me a minute to remember where this was from(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"What I'm trying to say is don't make the same halloween costume mistake that I did"~Demetri Martin :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago