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Sick or not, but admit it, you've wondered what a person would taste like, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha, yeah. Way too often for my own good.
My friend said his grandmother has consumed human flesh before, although she didn't know it was a human until after she already ate it. Said it tasted like pork, except sweeter.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Where would she ever be in a situation in which she had human meat at her disposal?
by Anonymous13 years ago
She "tripped" her husband while preparing dinner and he fell in the oven. Then she somehow got amnesia from the accident and forgot that he was a human and ate him. Her memory slowly returned, but it was too late. Her hunger for human flesh could never be satisfied. And thus, a monster was born.
GRANNY THE CANNI.
I could probably think of a better name if I wanted to take the effort.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bahahhaa. No, that's perfect. And hilarious.
Granny the Canni gonna get us all!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, there's footage of a cannibal saying it tastes like strong pork, and if we were unaware it was human, most people wouldn't know the difference. Creeeepy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
dammit i really wish i could do one of those "raising eyebrows" smileys...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uh I made a post with the same topic a few weeks ago why did it not get posted, but this did???
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