+218 Sick or not, but admit it, you've wondered what a person would taste like, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, yeah. Way too often for my own good. My friend said his grandmother has consumed human flesh before, although she didn't know it was a human until after she already ate it. Said it tasted like pork, except sweeter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where would she ever be in a situation in which she had human meat at her disposal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She "tripped" her husband while preparing dinner and he fell in the oven. Then she somehow got amnesia from the accident and forgot that he was a human and ate him. Her memory slowly returned, but it was too late. Her hunger for human flesh could never be satisfied. And thus, a monster was born. GRANNY THE CANNI. I could probably think of a better name if I wanted to take the effort.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bahahhaa. No, that's perfect. And hilarious. Granny the Canni gonna get us all!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, there's footage of a cannibal saying it tastes like strong pork, and if we were unaware it was human, most people wouldn't know the difference. Creeeepy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dammit i really wish i could do one of those "raising eyebrows" smileys...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh I made a post with the same topic a few weeks ago why did it not get posted, but this did???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit!... Caught.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago