+419 Football players are like prostitutes. They ruin their bodies for the pleasure of strangers, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boy bands and men with platypus fetishes are alike, they both have feet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a trick and this made me laugh :) but I know I, and football players as well I'd hope, get MUCH pleasure out of what we do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if by ruin, you mean 'tone and make women swoon', yes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but one huge difference is that prostitutes actually score.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and MONEY

by Anonymous 13 years ago